Putin And Trump Save The Universe

-If two leaders disappeared, I would stop you, and as long as they are alive, the less beresov, the better.

"What's the name of the guy who fought the horned monsters the best?"

Asked the young President of the United States.

Warrior wondrous beauty of Avarcade have proveedora:

It's Yashin. He was the best warrior of men, I thought he was dead, but I guess I was wrong.

The Queen gestured to the boy. He came over and knelt down and kissed her bare, slightly dusty and bloodstained, pink feet with words.

-You threw off the tyranny of Benesov, now you're not just a Queen, our goddess. I fought. The young man pointed out the scars and is ready to die for you.

— You've always been loyal to me Yashin. — Avarcade Royal napisales. Then thrusting out his bare chest, she said, screaming.

— Your loyalty deserves a reward. I appoint you my General! General of the Royal guard. She lowered her voice and added.

— Gather the most capable of weapons soldiers and comb all the corners of the Palace, because the enemy is not asleep.

Yashin nodded his head and disappeared, lustful Emmanuel conducted his sensitive views, it again caught fire strong desire. The boy President trump also had a hard time holding back his feelings for the divinely beautiful Queen.

The freed slaves brought the Royal paladin, covered with the finest black carvings. Avarcade the celebration was seated in the Royal litter. Sounded Golden pipes, scored the silver drums, the girls sing amazing songs. They moved down the street to the Central gigantic Palace, directly on the square before the stately construction there were one hundred roughly hammered together wooden stars, and on them dead and half-dead bodies of the tortured young men and girls hung.

— These are the people who supported me.

Shouted a beautiful Avarcade. Recognizing the naked young man as one of her lovers, she jumped to the star. Barefaced fellow on the strength of sixteen-fifteen was breathing heavily nailed hands and legs were broken. Purulent wounds were generously sprinkled with pepper, it is good that flies and parasitic insects were not found in this world.

Tears rolled down from the eyes of the proud and unbending Queen.

Star Queen Emmanuel jumped on the stretcher and put her hand on her shoulder.

— He's alive and that's important. Don't worry, we'll pump it out in a day.

Avarcade raised reddened eyes. And irony in a silver voice that said:

-Did you know that the day is here to last forever. Help The Regatta.

. CHAPTER 11.

Day not day, night night, and time when the six suns slightly fade, and the city as to dying, has come. Avarcade and white soldiers moved from the huge throne room in a luxury apartment. Slaves suppressed unprecedented and exotic dishes carved from rubies and diamonds. The wine was suppressed from fancy vessels apparently hollowed out of the purest emeralds and sapphires.

The President-the trump boy said with admiration:

-Beautiful flowers, and apparently a very rich mine for the extraction of precious stones.

Emmanuel pulled the sweet ambrosia and logical said:

— But it will always attract invaders. You need a strong army to protect all these riches.

Snow and star Amazon nodded her finger at the walls of gold leaf cast on the ornament of large burning gems. On the floor, where the diamonds formed a slippery crust. A huge rose of the purest ruby shone in the stream.

— Wealth is honey! You really don't have mosquitoes or flies.

Began slightly intoxicated child-President Putin.

Also drunk young body President trump, smugly said:

-That's not necessary to say that clearly you're the only one. On us simple flies do not sit down and mosquitoes do not sting. That's better think that with two runaway chestergimli to do, we can't live on Vulcan.

The Queen restored to the throne, whispered:

— I think they'll come themselves. Here in the dungeon full of monsters, Tapira conducts diabolical experiments. Apparently, the blow should be waited for in the same night. I'm tired and my eyes are closing and everything before I go to sleep I have a big request.

-What! — Friendly chorus, the young bodies of the presidents and the star Queen.

— It only applies to you Donald trump.

Avarcade cast an eloquent glance. And almost pleading tone cast:

-The country needs a male heir, and you I know in my heart will soon leave our country. Love me and make me a baby.

The boy-President trump nodded in agreement in the last hours, he only dreamed about how to master this delightfully beautiful creature.

The young body of the us President roared:

"We will not delay, though I am not a man, but a Superman, and I am not sure that we can have children.

Avarcade did pass hand carved sapphire Cup jumped to the mouth of the President of the boy. And the Queen murmured:

— I, too, not quite man, and on mothers fairy godmother Golden sea. According to legend, there must be intimacy between me and the white angel. We will have a son who will be a great hero and a great king.

— Then let's get down to business.

The young body of the us President wanted to make love right in the Banquet hall, he did not hesitate to have sex, especially since there were only his own. But the Queen took him to her chambers. There forever so American warrior lashed out on it, she had moved on meeting. It was delightfully fine, the kid-terminator felt a strong hot flesh, and he warmed up like a light bulb. Avarcade itself is not a virgin was shocked, for the first time with a love so strong and skilled male. It took several hours and she finally begged, asking for mercy, his wonderful voice:

-I can't do it, I have no strength to endure your voluptuous waterfall of uncontrollable desire.

The young us President trump picked her up in his arms, carried her to a lush bed. The boy's voice rang out.:

— Sleep my fairy godmother, until I near with you guaranteed absolute security.

The Queen immediately fell asleep, and steep trump lay down on the Mat and pretended to be asleep.

Temperamental Emmanuel meanwhile caught Yashin in the corridor and almost forced him to mate with her. Young Yashin was not bad by human standards, but he could not satisfy such a passionate tigress. Then figured out Regatta, the young man, although and a turn in magic stream, still not until the end of went to from wounds, and snow and Star Amazon played role "Dr.". The behavior of a temperamental lady can still be understood, growing to infinity the body requires love.

The kid-terminator trump was breathing very smooth and resembled sleeping, although all his senses and the scent worked to the limit. The torch went out, and all was plunged in ominous darkness. Here is he sensed strange sounds, resemble crawling snakes. Venture he felt a smell, so smell is something only a monster created by evil sorcerers. All this abomination was inexorably approaching the Royal chambers. Powerful, young trump squeezed stronger the sword. The edge of his nostrils caught a particularly nasty smell of six-legged bebes. "So you came here the priest of the Tapir, look, if you save the blade of your monsters."

Three hairy centipede first stopped at the rest and climbed on the bed Avarcade. The boy-President trump had kept the Spartan calm. I don't think they'll sting her too easily. Here in the room crawled a few snakes and one resembling a gorilla monster. This fanged beast approached the young President of the United States, sniffed, the monster's breath was stinking, small, bloodshot eyes sparkled. It bent and gnarled fingers reached for his throat. Not wanting to give himself away, the boy President trump allowed himself to be grabbed and immediately regretted it. The fingers of the monster was terribly strong, throat moved, the cartilage is cracked, everything swam in a crimson mist.

The young President of the United States slipped his left elbow under his chin, pushed the terrible fangs from his throat. Then with rage began to strike blows a fist, animal teeth flew out under blows, the grasp of the monster weakened. Then the boy President trump turned his sword and cut the monster in half. Then, under his blows, centipedes and snakes crumbled to dust. Young American warrior, pulled on the smell, but as if pounced on the wall. Gathering all the rage and whispering spells, he with great difficulty on the third attempt broke through to the curtain and cut down the hiding behind her bebes. It is easy not shestinogih assistant priest, however, tall and with fangs. Then barefoot boy trump ran to become even more distinct smell. In the corridor he now and then came across snakes or gorilla-like animals, but they were cut automatically. Here the corridor ended, and he jumped out of a dark cave, despite the absolute darkness became a perfect young body trump, saw and infrared radiation silhouette of a sinister monster. The six-legged priest, bristling with swords, looked at him with a grin.

— Damn it, you can't see a damn thing!

The cunning little boy trump pretended to be a hose, hoping to provoke the high priest.

There was a sepulchral voice.:

"You will die in a black grave."

The tapir gave up all four swords, hoping to slice skewers of white angel. The young warrior trump himself jumped forward, having beaten their swords, he held one of the most difficult techniques "smashing the hedgehog." Two limbs of the honorable Babes were cut down, the final blow off the head.

The boy-the President of the United States issued:

— So you found your black grave. And hell!

Young body warrior trump spat on the defeated body. At that moment his keen ear caught a muffled cry Avarcade. The terminator boy sprinted to the rescue. Besides her scream, he could hear the stomping of heavy footsteps.

— Another monster, I'm tired of you. It's like we're being attacked by aliens!

The barefoot terminator boy quickly overtook the beast, the huge creature was clumsy. She held the Queen like an insect. Avarcade hoarsely screaming for help. Jumped nimble trump cut thick as an oak paw monster, and on the fly softened the fall of the Queen.

— You're the mother of my child! Take care, I can handle the monster and the Mach behind it. I can smell him already!

Indeed, the ultra-sharp scent of the boy — warrior trump discerned the unique tart smell of the right hand of Tapir. The wounded monster tried to attack, but was beheaded. Young body trump was in a special blow and did not pay attention to the huge constantly flying out of the corners of rats. He cut them automatically, with relentless persistence approaching the last "Crown bebes".

Young, but experienced President, the kid trump felt the rhythm, the beats of the pulse were synchronous smashing attacks of the sword. Behind him, Emmanuel and the energetic vampire boy Putin were catching up with him. The last push and...

The boy-President trump expected that he would be in a gloomy dungeon hall and he would have to fight again under the dark vaults. Instead, he found himself on a lawn bathed in light. Several thousand armed bebes stood before him. And he is the last of shestinogih Mach, perched on the back of the terrifying three-headed likeness of Diplodocus. The boy-President trump was a little confused, there was no comic battle. Back flew the star Queen Topless Emmanuelle, her sword were in his hands. The warrior yelled:

— We don't have time to deal with him! Attack double Katyusha.

A child's voice was heard:

— Triple!

The child-President Putin also flew, a gray bird on the lawn jumped Vladimir Vladimirovich. The boy-President and star Queen simultaneously jumped up and, dodging sweeping everything alive volleys slashed "Diplodocus" on the head. The face of the priest Mach twisted in horror,and in despair he released a thick bouquet of lightning. Fire streams will not cause serious harm to the boy, the terminator and the girl-Queen, only slightly inferior to them, the child-President Vladimir Putin received a strong burn in the side.

However, it's not slowed him down. Mach tried to close, but friendly stroke of the sword split the covering of the cocoon. The priest gasped, tried to swing his swords clumsily as all four hands were severed.

— Triple strike! Let van Dam sleep! — Sang almost entirely naked, very muscular Emmanuel.

"Damn you! Maha shouted so loudly that the trees shook, and a burst from the root.

"I'm sending you back to the hell you came from!"

After these words, a dazzling lightning flashed, the sky turned red, then became lead-purple in orange spots.

— Thanks! -The voice of the boy-President trump was full of joy.

-You fulfilled our wish, and now get an easy death! Swords boys-terminator and girls star Queen amicably separated from the body shesterova head. Among Benesov carrying drone, filled with terror and reverence. When the dashing trio turned to them, only a few of the most ardent bebes dared to resist. Cattle soldiers immediately fell under razadyne swords. The others fell to their knees, screaming for mercy.

-Well, how? Forgive or kill everyone away from sin? Asked the boy-President trump to the Queen of space, Emmanuel.

She exclaimed with sincerity:

— Let the local Queen decide! And here it is easy to speak of!

It is important stately pacing bare feet in pink puddles on the meadow out of Avarcade. Barefoot aristocrat by mistake entered into a maroon blood, shed killed "Diplodocus", but held back a cry of pain from the burn and then walked majestically to the hill. Lifted sign of Royal power, almost entirely naked with only a piece of cloth at the hips, the Queen unexpectedly loud truly Royal voice said.

— My rebellious subjects! You recognize me as your Queen?

-Yes! Yes! great! Recognize you our Queen and goddess! The baboons prostrated themselves, their noses buried in the grass.

The girl of the Royal blood screamed:

-Now, if you want to live, bring here the legendary sword of the God "Baronage" or you'll all be the death end.

Bebesi wild pack rushed to obey the orders of the Queen. Five minutes later, the horned pack carried a heavy gold box in a shimmering crown.

— Be careful! Only a great warrior can take this sword! Anyone else touching him will die! — When Avarcade spoke these words, her eyes read "You are the great warrior Donald trump young President of the United States — take this sword."

The boy-warrior took a step forward and firmly put his hand on the hilt of the sword. Trump said in a solemn tone:

— I take this weapon to serve people.

The sword lit up like the sun, the great ruler and warrior trump raised it over his head, the light shone. The human guards, who ran out onto the lawn, prostrated themselves.