To her frustration, one of those bodies started to speak.
"Not that I haven't enjoyed myself, my dear, but I'm still a little unsure how I got out of prison."
A blade of solid light embedded itself in the mattress right next to his head. The man promptly stopped talking.
"If your tongue is going to be moving..." She growled. "Put it to good use." She paused, then added "Scumbag." Almost as an afterthought.
Marquis sighed lightly. "Very well." Any further response was ended as Carol shoved his head between her thighs. She closed her eyes and hummed as the man got to work.
She leaned backwards, so she was lying atop him, and turned her head to take his length into her mouth. The man groaned in return and increased his own efforts. They stayed like that, slowly and steadily increasing their pace and technique.
Their moans caused Mark to wake up, and then things just got better.
* * *
"That's nice." Amy answered. She still had a dead stare on Dean and Victoria.
Only when Dean leaned over and whispered something in Victoria's ear did Amy finally snap out of it. The blush on her sister's face from Dean's words made her clench her fists.
"Alright. I'm going to... go back upstairs... get ready for the day. Yes. That is what I'm going to do."
Victoria was smiling impishly at whatever Dean had said. "Mhmm. Don't take too long. Dean can make breakfast for you, too. It's delicious." She licked her lips and kissed her boyfriend softly.
Amy's eye twitched. She turned around walked back up the stairs to the bedroom. She calmly walked up to the bed and the person in it.
Amy took a look at the figure she thought was Victoria. She walked around the bed and leaned down to look at the girl's face. It was impressive actually. The girl had a similar figure, similar height, and even the same shade of blonde hair.
But it wasn't Victoria.
Amy stood up straight and walked over to the foot of the bed and paced. Shadow Stalker eyed the girl. Even behind the mask Amy could see a raised eyebrow.
Amy didn't even hesitate before speaking to her. She needed to express her thoughts.
"So apparently I fucked half the girls in the city in a drunken orgy... and I missed the one I actually wanted. Wow." She spoke to the tied up Shadow Stalker. "Wow. Just... you know what? I'm not even mad. Not even mad."
She paced back and forth in front of the bed. Shadow Stalker's eyes followed her every step. Eventually Amy stopped pacing and paused in front of the sleeping tentacle monster.
Then she kicked it. Hard. "Wake the fuck up you fat sack of penis." Yes, she actually was mad. Who'd have guessed?
The tentacle creature lifted one of its larger tendrils and `stared' at her. The large slit dripped a clear, thick goop. She grabbed the thick head with both hands and yanked it towards her face.
"You are going to fuck me. Then you are going to fuck every hole in this room until we're all stuffed full of whatever the fuck I made you out of. Understand?"
Shadow Stalker, still gagged and shackled in the corner, raised her head. She made a strange groaning sound, equals parts anticipation and dread. The tentacle monster's many limbs lifted in happiness as the creature wiggled to life.
"Except for her!" Amy pointed at the bound Shadow Stalker.
Shadow Stalker screamed in outrage. "Ih `en 'ree `ays!"
* * *
Theo Anders woke with a groan. His whole body felt sore, which raised a few alarm bells. What the hell did he do?
He nearly got up when he noticed a weight on his arm. He looked over and saw a dark skinned girl with died stripe at the front of her hair. She was very much naked. He looked at himself. Also naked.
Oh boy...
Then he heard a soft creak and looked to the right.
Sitting on chair and juggling an apple and a banana was a blue eyed teen with curly hair. The boy was surprisingly pretty, almost girlish in his features. He was just as naked as the pair in the bed.
"Sup."
"...Hey." Theo took a moment to work up the courage to say something in this awkward situation. At least he thought it was awkward. The other boy didn't seem to mind. "Umm... did we... I mean she and I..."
"Do the dirty? The horizontal tango? Get freaky in the sheets?" The boy grinned lecherously as he turned the banana over and over in his hands. "Hell yes."
Theo's shyness and feeling of inadequacy made a quick return. "But how... I mean... I'm me. I'm not experienced or handsome or anything."
The boy set the apple down on the table next to him. "Eh. Enthusiasm makes up for a lot. Like when you shoved your tongue into her ass-"
"Wait, what?" He yelped. "I did what?"
"-you didn't even know what you were doing but did that stop you? Pfft, no. And then with the mattress of hands trick? That was fucking great. And great fucking. Then you switched out the hands for your cock-"
"Wait. Stop. Please." Theo protested.
The blue-eyed teen did. The young man simply grinned at Theo with a slight leer.
Theo took the chance to question him. "Who are you... wait... Alec? I remember an Alec..." The pretty boy nodded. "I don't remember much but... me... and her? That really happened?"
Alec's leer got more intense. He smiled wider. "Yep. You and her."
The words almost caused Theo to fall back into unconsciousness. The girl really was pretty. She had dark skin -wouldn't dad be pissed off — with a beautiful figure with her hair messy and rumpled from the bed. Compared to Theo himself, who considered himself chubby and average in every way, it was almost too good to be—
Theo's mind skidded to a screeching halt at Alec's next words.
"And me and her. And you and me. And the twins when they finally showed up."
`Twins?' Theo wondered. He leaned forward. Sure enough, right below his and Aisha's feet, Jessica and Nessa Biermann were curled up against each other. They were just as naked as the other three.
Theo licked his suddenly dry lips. He'd always known the Biermann twins were beautiful. But he'd never actually seen them naked. Never thought it could ever happen. It took a lot of effort to take his eyes off the pair of tangled blondes. "What happened?"
"Well, Kegger showed and you met up with Aisha, who was kind of tipsy already. She double dog dared you into having some of Kegger's booze and you manned up and took the dive. Then I met you two after Tattletale and Grue left to try and find Skitter-"
Theo interrupted him. "Wait, how do you remember so clearly? I can barely piece together a thing."
Alec shrugged. "I didn't drink much. I just decided to go along for the ride."
Theo blinked. That was... surprisingly simple. "So you decided to have a threesome with two people you barely knew... just because?"
"Sounds about right." Alec nodded. "Also we killed your dad and took over the Empire." Theo nearly choked on his spit. Alec continued talking, unaware or simply uncaring of Theo's shock. "Well technically Skitter killed your dad. You pussied out at the last minute and your dad nearly gutted you and Aisha. Then Skitter busted through the ceiling angel-of-wrath style and smeared him."
"Oh." It was the best Theo could come up with.
"Yeah. So then you declared yourself king through divine right and had sex with Aisha on your dad's desk and punched out all the Empire capes who tried to take your new spot. There's a bunch of stone and concrete fists all through the lobby."
"Huh." He had powers? When the hell...
"Also, Rune is tied up with a ball gag in the bath tub. She kept trying to take Aisha's spot on your lap and Aisha just wasn't going to take it."
"I see." Theo was very clearly taking everything in stride. "So... what do we do now? Are you just... going to leave and-"
"Oh no. Noooo. We killed your dad, so it's time to kill my dad. You promised. Remember? Then we're all going to have sex on his desk."
Incredibly, Theo did remember that. The three of them had been in the middle of a drunken march towards Medhall, each announcing their plans to kill their respective parents and take over. Aisha had slung her arms over the boy's shoulders and had barely been walking, forcing the two larger boys to practically drag the cackling girl.
"Yeah. I remember." Theo paused. What the hell. He'd gone this far. "You want to head out tomorrow? I want to make sure the Empire won't fall apart when we go."
"No problem. No rush. We've got a road trip to plan though so don't lounge all day." Alec finished peeling the banana and took a bite. Except he didn't. The pretty young man just kept going with the piece of fruit, putting more and more into his mouth while maintaining eye contact with Theo the whole time.
Theo groaned from the bed and forced his eyes shut. To not look at the other boy's taunting.
He forced himself to consider things logically. Because he really didn't want to, he wanted to watch Alec play with his food and he wanted Aisha to wake up in the middle of it and...
Wow.
So apparently he was a bisexual teen who'd just had a threesome with a black girl and another bisexual teen. And also twins. And maybe Rune.
And his father was a Nazi. Who was now dead. This morning could not actually get any better.
This was amazing. He smiled as Aisha stirred next to him. Like fuck he was going to let this go.
* * *
Deep beneath Brockton bay a much less sexy scene was unfolding.
"It puts the lotion on its skin."
"If you let me out... I'll hand over all my passwords plus everything I offered last night."
"No."
"All my passwords... and... the Travelers' eternal servitude."
"Skitter fixed Noelle and said she'd do take backsies if they didn't obey me. No."
"Fuck. Umm... all of what I've been offering... plus all the ice cream you'll ever want?"
"...99.99921% chance you're lying. No dice."
"Fuck you! When I get out I'm going to kill your whole family! And then I'll rape your mo— argh!" He was cut off as the girl turned on the freezing cold water and aimed the hose at his face.
"It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose." The girl repeated as she sprayed Coil from the top of the hole.
"Aaargh!"
* * *
"There are rumors that New Orleans is attempting to book Kegger for next year's Mardi Gras."
Taylor shut off the screen and reclined in her chair. Eidolon had left a short while ago, likely back to Houston.
Costa-Brown hadn't been seen in a few days which meant she was probably out partying somewhere. Alexandria had also disappeared at around the same time, sparking a firestorm of speculation about a secret romance.
Taylor took a deep breath and focused on that feeling in her mind. All morning, her powers had surged and ebbed. She wasn't sure why they were acting that way but she wanted, needed, to have control back.
She closed her eyes and felt. There were... two. Two pieces within her mind. She touched one and her bug control returned. She felt and commanded all the insects within hundreds of feet. She withdrew from the power and the sensory input from all the insects faded.
She touched the other presence. She blinked. The power of the Simurgh was there and holy hell. Telekinesis on a scale she could barely conceive and the ability to peer into the future and past for years.
More than that, there were thoughts. Or maybe they were feelings. They were...
Lazy/Pleased/Sleepy
Tayor blinked. It looked like the Simurgh wasn't quite dead. She searched for its current feelings about the last week.
Satisfaction/Contentment/Arousal
Taylor responded by thinking a single word. `Plans?'
For a moment there was no response. Then...
Again/Again/Again
Taylor felt a smirk pull at her lips.
The door opened. Tattletale and Grue walked in. She was wearing her standard domino mask while Grue had on his skull helmet. They had both discarded their regular costumes for a pair of matching suit coats.
When the door shut behind them, Tattletale started to laugh softly as she stepped into the center of the office. Brian simply sighed and took off his helmet to massage his scalp. He moved to adjust his new suit when Taylor spoke.
"Grue, I know I did not give you permission to put your pants back on. So I am wondering why your pants are back on."
The dark-skinned teen heaved another sigh and reach for his belt buckle... only for an unseen force to undo it for him. Skitter was grinning from her spot at the desk.
From where she was standing, Tattletale could see Bitch out on the lawn of the White House. She was on the back of one of her dogs, wearing a pair of overly large aviator sunglasses and a badge.
She continued to laugh maniacally.
100% Bullshit
(Автор: Flabbyknight)
Dinah was lonely. Her parents were always busy with work and she did not get along with children her age. Her Mom said she was just precocious and other children just were not mature as her. But she had a plan to become popular at school and to get her parents' attention. Everybody in her grade was always talking about heroes and villains. Even her parents would talk about the various Capes in the city. So she would just have to pretend to have super powers. She just had to come up with a power that nobody could prove that she did not have.
She thought about what types of capes there were. `How did it go again? Oh that's right Mover, Shaker, Brute and Breaker. Master, Tinker, Blaster and Thinker, Striker, Changer, Trump and Stranger.' She would be some sort of Thinker. `You can't see somebody thinking so can't prove that you are not doing it. Okay now to make being a Thinker cool.' Dinah deliberated on what to do before she remembered those paper fortune tellers that were currently popular at school. She would tell peoples future!
Now she had to it in a way that was never wrong. She thought about it for minute before smirking. She would give percentages, so if some asked something and she got it wrong, she could always go "well I said it was 82.324% chance of it happening you just got that 17.676% chance of failure." No one could prove that she did not have super powers. It was the perfect plan and nothing could possibly go wrong.
* * *
Okay then. Everything went wrong that could go wrong and she was dumb for thinking otherwise. First her parents saw through her ruse and did not believe her for second. Her Dad merely looked amused and asked her if she really thought they could not tell if she was lying. The kids her age were too dumb to get the nuance of her power. They would just say that she got the fortune wrong. She would try to explain percentages to them and how in fact that she was still correct, but they just rolled their eyes at her.
And then to top it all off the only person that did believe her was super villain who kidnapped her. She tried to explain to him that she did not in fact have powers, but he did not believe her. She could only conclude that he was dumber than the other twelve year olds in her class. He had to give `candy' to make her admit that she really did have powers. Worst part was that he was creepy weirdo, who would pet her head and call her his pet. She was worried that he would do more, but fortunately he never did.
