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Harry's Wand Gets Around by Kevin3
Humor/Adventure
Status: Active
Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel
Parody/Humor
Status: Complete
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Outtake: Hogwarts Staff Meeting by the Imaginizer
Humor
Status: Complete
The Hogwarts staff gather in the Headmaster's office after the first couple of weeks of classes to discuss their students. McGonagall isn't feeling very Gryffindorish, Flitwick feels mischievious, Quirrell is disturbed, and Snape is sulking. Oh dear...
What's In A Name? by Newcomb
Humor
Status: Complete
Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
What's in a name by brainthief
Horror/Drama
Status: Complete
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia
Humor
Status: Complete
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan
Angst
Status: Complete
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Narration Irritation by Kevin3
Parody/Romance
Status: Complete
This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove
Humor
Status: Active
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01
Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Eleven Inch Holly Phoenix Feather by McJunker
Humor
Status: Complete
The wand chooses the wizard. And some wands fancy themselves insult comics.
Whatever Happened to Sally-Anne Perks? by Lucillia
Humor
Status: Complete
In which Sally-Anne breaks Hogwarts Rule Number One and hitches a ride with a notoriously bad driver.
a break in time by CetraGlow
not found
Status: Complete
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only
Humor
Status: Complete
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
High School DxD
Why Issei Shalt Not Game by Guardian54
Humor
Status: Complete
Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.
Hobbit
Of Quirks, Dwarves, One For All and Arkenstone by Argeus the Paladin
Adventure/Family
Status: Active
Bilbo Baggins, gentle-hobbit of Hobbiton-across-the-Water, and Midoriya Izuku, quirkless kid in a world where most people have superpowers, woke up in each other's figurative shoes one fine morning. The two worlds would never be the same. (Also available on AO3 and Spacebattles. Expect weekly updates)
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Family Issues by Moczo
Humor/Family
Status: Complete
For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Manhwa
Why Issei Shalt Not Game by Guardian54
Humor
Status: Complete
Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.
Mass Effect
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium
Adventure/Humor
Status: Complete
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Ahern's Guide to Things You Shouldn't be Fighting by LogicalPremise
Humor/Sci-Fi
Status: Active
A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.
Mass Effect: A Fornax Production by Mothbanquet
not found
Status: Complete
Short OC comedy. Acerbic erotic movie director Jon Freeman is in a bit of a pickle. He is tasked with creating Call of Booty, the most ambitious and expensive porn flick in Fornax's history. Can he and his long-suffering elcor producer Xantar deliver the goods or will they end up with their own private parts in orbit around Illium?
A Perfectly Rational Fear by Xenopsyche
Humor/Suspense
Status: Complete
Tali'Zorah is many things; a technological prodigy, a highly capable fighter and she also happens to be arachnophobic to her very core. This is my take on how she acquired that fear. EDIT: I remembered Garrus also has issues with spiders so I added a short sequel (for want of a better term). EDIT 2: After an excellent reviewer suggestion Wrex's perspective is now up. EDIT 3: Javik!
Joker's List by Made Nightwing
Humor
Status: Complete
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
My Hero Academia
Of Quirks, Dwarves, One For All and Arkenstone by Argeus the Paladin
Adventure/Family
Status: Active
Bilbo Baggins, gentle-hobbit of Hobbiton-across-the-Water, and Midoriya Izuku, quirkless kid in a world where most people have superpowers, woke up in each other's figurative shoes one fine morning. The two worlds would never be the same. (Also available on AO3 and Spacebattles. Expect weekly updates)
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU
Can Cynics Be Moe? by Redler Red7
Friendship/Humor
Status: Complete
Weird question, right? But that is exactly the question Hachiman Hikigaya found himself asking when one Konata Izumi suddenly, for some reason, decided to talk to him one day. Could they be moe? Konata certainly thought so. Hachiman, not so much. Episodic crossover AU wherein the two are classmates and have weird conversations. Enjoy if you can
Naruto
Kakashi's Tale of Woe by Thefinalkey
Humor/Drama
Status: Active
When being sent back in time you take certain things for granted. For example, you know all of your friends and comrades (and probably your enemies too) inside and out. Nothing about them can take you by surprise. So when Kakashi goes back in time in order to save the world, he certainly wasn't expecting all of this. Humor, craziness, and a dash of drama go hand in hand!
Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall? by The Man in the White Coat
Humor/Parody
Status: Active
Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate
LightningHunter's Parody by LightningHunter
Parody/Humor
Status: Complete
LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!
An Interview with Yamanaka Ino by dancer4ver
Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Status: Complete
'Is the only reason that you and everyone else in the goddamn village have been asking me these questions because everyone else is either dead, insane, or hiding in some godforsaken cave?' Rated T for language, slight NaruIno. One-shot. RE-DONE/EDITED
In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated by okayserasera
Humor/Family
Status: Active
In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles
Humor
Status: Active
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl
Humor
Status: Complete
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl
Humor
Status: Complete
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
A Ramen Rhapsody by Narf-for-the-Garthoc
Humor
Status: Complete
Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123
Humor/Family
Status: Active
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Make Love, Not War! by Matdeception
Humor/Romance
Status: Active
Make Love, not War! Naruto displays the value of these words as a baby, whether he wanted too or not. Now the world will be subjected to a different Path to Peace, one the Rikudo Sennin had hoped would forever remain lost and buried in the shards of history.
Naruto Get Together Stories by KyLewin
Humor/Romance
Status: Active
A series of short stories of the exactly 1K variety dealing with Naruto hooking up with anyone and everyone. Evil, good, old, young, male, female — it doesn't matter... well, except the male option — only one of those just to be funny... hopefully...
Under the influence by Minnionette
Humor/Friendship
Status: Complete
In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Stem by Minnionette
Friendship/Humor
Status: Complete
One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281
Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
The Pre-Legendary Sannin vs Paperwork by LullabyKnell
Humor/Drama
Status: Complete
The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.
Time Travel Travesty by Stalker of Stories
Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
Naruto time travel is a common theme, but we only ever see what happens to canon!Naruto when he time travels. What about all the Naruto from Alternate Timelines? Makes fun of multiple pairings het, slash, and femslash. Humor, satire, parody. for Corselli
It Takes a Village by Aishuu
Drama
Status: Complete
Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.
Grammar in Speech, in Speech by dakeyras
Parody/Humor
Status: Complete
Team 7 discusses the finer points of writing. Crack, but will make you a better author.
The Importance of Eloquence by Tildessmoo
Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
A humorous drabble based on the convolutions of Japanese honorifics. Spoilers for ch139ep85 and Naruto II
Rock Lee by EvilFuzzy9
Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
Spandex isn't for everyone. (i.e., I am so immature, you guys. SO immature.)
Why You Won't Find 'Goodwill' in a Shinobi Dictionary by hijipine
Humor
Status: Complete
The kages do 'Secret Santa.'
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia
Humor
Status: Complete
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
One Piece
Bottle Garden by Roseveare
Horror
Status: Complete
It's only a devil fruit ability, he reminds himself. Nothing beside the monstrosity cupped between all her palms. That could wipe out everyone on the island. Genfic
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