Putin And Trump Save The Universe

The doors opened, and the one-legged Queen-girl crawled on her back with a load.

The last test was to roll off a heavy stone, then had to use the method of leverage, using swords. Emmanuel with a groan, making super did. Then crawled a few more meters, to a special blood-painted line. There were three guys with fangs that didn't have a living place. They were all ulcerated. The tallest of them said:

— You bitch, you want to taste a dead body.

Standing on the right ghoul, noted:

— She nekrofilka see the corpse drags.

Leaning forward, the monster bit off the ear of Emmanuel.

The last act of sacrilege has given the girl the Queen's wrath. She slashed with her sword, the ghoul. Then she sprang up on one leg, dancing the dance of death.

— Scum, you'll get nothing from me. My boyfriend.

The tallest hit her with a sword, but she let it under her arm and thrust the blade straight into her neck. The head flew off, exploding as it fell to the floor. The third ghoul tried to bite her, but was hit by a knee, and dropped the sword. Frantic Emmanuelle in a mad rage, hacked the vampire in the cabbage. Even the rotten bones crumbled.

After this feat, the light faded in Emmanuel's weary eyes. When the danger was over the girl-Queen could not move.

The girl-Queen woke Up ... next hung on the force field trump and Putin. The boy presidents were restored again. Teenagers fourteen years old, but very textured and molded muscles. Beautiful, bronze from the sun. With short, half-boxed haircuts. Red Putin and blond trump. Both the young boys-President restored after destruction, but " in maze, and this nightmare have remembered it seems forever.

Queen, which similar not be the first time, confidently declared:

— You guys weren't bad for the first time! I such a painful experience received....

Emmanuel winked at the cute teenage presidents, and continued:

"You know, boys, you've shown yourself quite well. Want more challenges?

The tramp shrugged his shoulders and replied:

— Yes attractions you have steep Disney!

Putin coldly observed:

— When does the mission start? Still, it would be much more interesting than crawling through the mines like this!

Emmanuel smiled and answered:

"You see, handsome, you are our only chance, and not immortal at all. So you should be as sophisticated as possible, and carefully prepared!

Trump grinned and replied:

— Ready? That's great! We love to cook and hit after hit!

Emmanuel nodded, his bright, multi-colored hair. And gave the order:

— A now let us guys more intellectual party play! Muscle you have, more or less, but you need to check and mind!

Trump is blustery, and said with a smile:

— Um? That's good! My counterpart was not so much clever as lucky! And when the card is pret and mediocre player can be a champion!

Putin replied coldly:

— Many think that I'm just lucky! But as Suvorov spoke: it was lucky time, two were lucky-Yes how many it is possible to tempt the Lord — where skill!

Trump grunted and said:

— Can we play chess? Let's see if you can win if you don't get served!

The Queen girl shook her head.:

— No, guys! I'm offering you a strategy! Like world war II! One will play for Hitler, the other for Stalin. And the winner will be... Well, in short define of you are very smart!

Putin nodded Trump:

— Want to defeat Russia, even in virtual reality? All the more have you German roots!

The boy and the us President declared passionately:

— Of course! Willing and able to fight with Russia! The kid stomped his bare foot, so much so that cracked ceramic tile. — I have long believed that we can win at the site of Hitler!

The girl is the Queen nodded:

— Then go! September 1, 1942 ... Alone in Stalin, in this case Putin, and in Hitler in this case trump.

The boys presidents screamed:

— Always ready!

And then there was a division popadantsev... trump was in the body of Hitler. Jumped a bit and said:

— Germany comes first!

And gave orders: the advance of Rommel in Egypt to stop. Storm Stalingrad stop. And declare total war immediately.

At the same time, trump began to issue a series of orders. The extermination of the Jews must stop. From the poles to form a division. From the French, too. All Europe to put to machines, and under the gun. Women in the industry to mobilize. And also in the wardens of the camps, and overseers of factories. Teenagers, too. And foreign workers to the machines, fifteen hours a day.

The capitalist with experience did very cleverly. The attack temporarily halted. And began to rely on the development of new weapons. First of all, of course: tanks series "E" and jet aircraft. As well as the latest machines.

Of course, put to the machines for three shifts of work and children and the elderly. Trump said:

— Should be suppressed USSR new technique! We have much more human and material resources and it is necessary to dispose of them properly. In the meantime, do not attack the Russians.

At the same time trump ordered to form new divisions and strengthen the group in Egypt. That is not to beat the strong, but to hit the weak. Just as trump gave up an expensive war in Afghanistan and Syria, and he hit Venezuela. Where and more oil and the enemy weaker.

And now trump has conceived to advance against the British in Egypt. And take Gibraltar as well. To block the supply of weapons and supplies at the shortest distance.

At the same time trump ordered to accelerate the development of submarines on hydrogen peroxide and temporarily freeze the ballistic missile program.

Trump in Hitler's body explained that it is too expensive, and while the missiles do not have accuracy, the sheepskin is not worth the candle. But jet aircraft-this is exactly what you need!

Especially bomber, which in the jet version was much more effective fighter. And of course, Arado planes are their priority. To invest in jet aircraft instead of missiles: V-1 and V-2 is a reasonable move.

In General, trump has read a lot since his youth about the second world war and Hitler's mistakes. So that acted easily, on tips those who wrote alternative history. Putting to machines and children from ten years and seventy years old men, mobilizing prisoners of war, and residents of the occupied territories. Forming legions of foreigners, and stopping the senseless extermination of Jews.

All in the name of victory and practical. "Panther "is not too successful, so instead not to develop tanks" E "with the layout scheme of"Leopards". Do not get carried away and "Tiger". In the meantime, let it be a modernized T-4, which is slightly inferior to the "Panther", but much easier, cheaper, easier to manufacture and more reliable. And there will arrive in time and tanks series of "E".

Against Russia to stand in active defense, and in Egypt, to win and to penetrate the middle East and North Africa — is not brilliant. And the idea is not trump, and who wrote the AI. And the machines are simpler and more perfect. And much more. Including a practical faustpatron, and very successful, but too late appeared miniature submarines. And a beautiful, easy-to-manufacture self-propelled gun E-10. And jet gliders-weighing only eight hundred kilograms, very practical for air combat.

Well, how to act Trump was, in General, clear. But Putin? This agree is much more difficult. So in real history war was won and so, and not too many have figured out alternative ways of war, by Stalin. If there were ideas, it was more in the forty-first year. Trapped souls in Stalin before the war with the Nazis. In advance to mobilize troops and build defenses on the Dnieper, or to strike first!

In any case, there was no better plan than to beat the flanks of the troops storming Stalingrad.

But the fact of the matter is that the Germans have not stormed Stalingrad. And how to proceed. Well, of course, Putin also ordered to develop new types of weapons. Especially The T-54. And jet aircraft, in which the Soviet Union is far behind the Third Reich. But while Putin is not in a hurry to attack. Saving his strength, gathers the troops.

But gives a break to Trump... and he concentrated significant forces, dealt a crushing blow to the British in Egypt. Rommel's troops bypassed the powerful line of defense, and went to the Nile. The British army was surrounded. The fascists went to the Suez canal. And completely shut down the oxygen in England.

The defeat of Britain was crushing. And in December, the Germans captured Iraq and Kuwait. There was a threat of invasion of the Caucasus from the South, the shortest distance to Baku.

Putin began to send troops to Iran. But the Germans staged a provocation in the war against the Soviet Union entered Turkey. So there was a second front. The army of the Ottomans is quite numerous, but the weapons are outdated. However, the headache increased.

Trump, meanwhile, persuaded Franco, and took the rapid assault on Gibraltar. And he took Malta, too. Then the Germans began to seize North Africa. And this labor force, rich raw materials of the earth. Especially valuable Congo-with deposits of uranium. And from depleted uranium very armor-piercing shells are obtained. And the armor is strong ... Not to mention the atomic bomb.

Americans after success in the battle of midway, of course, tried to help the British. And in January, with some delay began to land in Morocco. But the Germans pulled up large forces, and inflicted a brutal defeat poorly trained and have no combat experience of American troops. Some captured fascists captured more than two hundred thousand.

In these circumstances, trump suggested the United States and Britain of a truce. Churchill was stubborn.

But Soviet troops under Stalin-Putin's command were still waiting.

And trump launched an offensive, through Iran to India. The trip to Delhi was a great success. And the local population greeted the Germans like liberators.

Germans significantly strengthened human resources and raw materials. Their fantastic organization, totalitarian system, and huge ability to manage the economy trump affected. Appeared in mass production of ACS E-10. The car is small, cheap and mobile. In armament, they were equal to the modernized T-4, but better protected and more maneuverable and faster, less noticeable. Just a meter and forty centimeters tall. In this and hard to get.

And still and self-propelled gun E-25. Also small, with a low silhouette, but with a longer barrel, like the "Panther" gun, and thicker armor, with a very large angle of rational inclination. With a powerful engine, located across.

Well, the T-54 is late. It and in real history was introduced rather slowly in 1948, being issued by small parties.

And in April, the Germans rushed to the Caspian sea, cutting off the Caucasus from the rest of the troops by land.

Go-fighting. Two beautiful girls a redhead Charlotte, and the blonde Gerda battle on SAU E-25. The girls settled down, lying down, machine height of only five feet. And the frontal armor is a hundred millimeters under a large slope and the side is 82 millimeters plus rollers. Almost invulnerable machine, against Soviet tanks.

Beautiful girl in a bikini. Charlotte presses her bare foot on the pedal and the car accelerates.

Gerd fired from a cannon. With a distance of two kilometers German gun with a guarantee breaks thirty. Warrior-the blonde licks his lips and squawks:

— The führer wasn't wrong about us!

Charlotte agreed.:

— Of course not!

Gerda fired again. Rapid-fire cannon 20 rounds per minute. And warrior is almost not miss. They beat themselves and beat them.

Charlotte's maneuvering very nimbly. Her car jerks one way or the other.

From the sloping of the frontal armor — the shells bounce off like peas. Only near and in the side of thirty has a chance to penetrate the E-25. But the problem is that the rapid-fire guns have time to shoot the Russian tanks, not allowing them to get closer.

Gerda shoots again and moves her bare, seductive leg. She's such a great girl, but she does evil.

But her projectiles are surprisingly accurate. Soviet tanks are coming closer. But there are a lot of German cars and they are more help. T-54 is still not ready for mass production, and the Germans have already concentrated, let the extras new self-propelled guns. Which are very practical.

Trump even told himself and the other girls:

What did I say? The Germans and in real history could do it, if not spent money on "mouse" and "lion". And these self-propelled guns will decide the outcome of the war!

Gerda spinning like a Yule and shooting with her bare feet, showed that she is really a sniper girl, which is invincible! And virtually invulnerable.

Charlotte also presses on the pedals with bare feet and sings:

— And the great Reich, we were told — don't worry!

Gerda confirms:

Let's not be afraid!

And another Russian tank shot down.

And here's another in the sky the battles take place. In particular, tried Focke-wolf. The machine with high speed and powerful weapons.

Light-haired beauty Christina flies on it. She, too, in one only wearing bikinis, to better feel his winged horse. This girl will not step back in fear. And shoots very accurately.

That's how punched four Aviapark, and shot down a Soviet YAK. And here is with it on the right hand honey the blonde Magda. Do girl let's face it super.

And the beauty, a girl in a bikini with relief tiles, press is the beauty of a real warrior. Can move the Himalayas and yet very delicate and feminine.

And this girl is like a slap, and knock down a Soviet plane and squeak:

— Even a rocket can't stop us!

Flying near Christina agrees:

We wolf the biggest and high-flying!

And also from a distance as the Russian plane will dump. What girl does not miss. They are very beautiful and they have thirty-millimeter aircraft guns.

Which with one hit knock Yaks. Warrior and let's face it, real vampires. But you are so sexy, especially with bare feet.

As such not admire.

Trump exclaimed:

— I've always loved women!

But, of course, and the Soviet girls are fighting with the Nazis. Charming Maria on Yak-9, too in one bikini and very beautiful, fights. And with it on couple of Anastasia, on LAGG-5. Also a great girl.

. CHAPTER 8

And here they shoot down a fascist plane. Mary says with delight:

— Lenin! Party! The young Communist League!

And the warrior goes from shots of a German vulture. Although it is very difficult.

Warrior frankly pretty cool and fun... Bares his teeth himself, and winks. A bitch like that could bring down Focke-wolf. And knocks itself. A very aggressive girl.