Putin And Trump Save The Universe

PUTIN AND TRUMP SAVE THE UNIVERSE

ABSTRACT

During a historic meeting between Donald trump and Vladimir Putin, both presidents were abducted by supercivilization. As it turned out life in the universe is under threat, and may stop all the processes of reproduction, if you do not return from the parallel universe of powerful, magical artifact. As it turned out, the presidents of the United States and Russia are best suited for this role.

PROLOGUE

This summit promised to be historic. The presidents of the two most powerful Nations of the world were finally able to solve urgent problems one-on-one. And the situation in the world is very tense. And instability was growing around the globe. Like the infernal flame of a gigantic fire, roasted blue ball of the planet. It seemed a little more and the dynamite will explode, destroying the universe.

And this is a historic chance to reconcile the two poles.

The meeting was held in neutral territory, in the Swedish Palace of Stockholm. Very luxurious residence of kings. Very solemn meeting. With the orchestra, with the March guards. And maybe the chance to stop a new force erupted the cold war.

Presidents exchanged cold smiles, and evil views.

Trump firmly shook hands with Putin. And negotiations began behind closed doors.

The us President immediately took the bull by the horns:

— The situation in my country is that without serious concessions from the Russian side to compromise, we can't do that.

The Russian President said with a smile:

But I can't give you unilateral! If the assignment will be, it is mutual!

Donald trump hard noticed:

— Capturing Crimea, you have changed the balance of power in the world! And now we can't come to balance as long as there are territories occupied by Russia.

Putin dryly replied:

— We didn't occupy anyone. It was the choice of the Crimean people!

Trump slyly smiled and slyly noticed:

— When you lead troops on foreign territory, there, very dashing hold a referendum with a score under one hundred percent! Especially when Hitler annexed Austria!

The Russian President said quietly:

— If we hold a second referendum, and allow your observers to all your polling stations, do you recognize the Crimea?

Trump without offense noticed:

— Of course not! It is necessary that Ukraine agrees with this!

Putin said logically:

— I don't think we can agree! The return of Crimea to Ukraine is not even a discussed issue!

Trump grunted angrily:

— But Syria?

Putin nodded balding head:

— There are different options!

The U.S. President paused. He looked at the portraits of the Swedish kings. Here is the biggest, of course, Karl the twelfth. This is the loser monarch, perhaps the most popular in Sweden. Young, not too tall, with expressive eyes and a high forehead. Already in sixteen years, Charles won several victories, including the defeated near Narva much larger army of Peter the great. For some time the Swedish king won, but then luck turned away from him. Trump remembered that Charles the Twelfth also expected to raise Ukraine against Russia. But most of the Cossacks, and the local population was faithful to Peter The great. Then, Karl at all lost and fled to Turkey.

It's not exactly a pleasant memory. But... How many of the Sweden, and Russia. The US is overwhelmingly superior in both population and economic potential. And they to give?

Trump said cautiously:

— Assad is an odious person in the eyes of the us population. And he must go!

Putin responded typically:

— Do you want to give Syria to terrorists?

The tramp shrugged his shoulders and replied:

— The people of Syria will decide in free elections who will rule them!

Putin responded harshly:

— People have already chosen Assad!

Trump objected:

— Under authoritarian regimes, there are no fair elections!

The President of Russia logically noted:

— Only a tough regime can keep Islamists in check. You want it to be like Iraq?

Trump noticed banging his fist on the table:

— We will make sure that the democratic regime suppresses terrorists! And suppress the enemy by force!

Putin chuckled and offered:

— So suppress terrorists, but do not interfere with the life of the Syrian people! We are also not against democracy in Syria, but the people should not impose anything. Especially other people's models! We can look at spheres of influence, but not regime change. And, of course, we will not remove our bases from Syria!

Trump clenched his fists and angrily said:

— You support dictatorships everywhere!

The Russian President retorted:

— Dictatorship is a relative concept. In the US two parties dominate. What is not the Communist party split into slightly to the left and slightly to the right.

Trump responded harshly:

— Yeah! You formally have four parties, only one with a constitutional majority, and the rest have signed up for cooperation!

Putin wanted to answer, but suddenly She is... the Girl is tall, athletic figure and short skirt. High heels clicked, bare, tanned knees flashed. Hair in girls went down below shoulders,curls and shone like gold leaf. Face fresh and very nice, the pupils of the eyes shone emerald-sapphire crystal protein.

Actually it was such beauty, bright, defiant, yet gentle.

Trump and Putin glared at the girl. They were shocked. In the hands of the girls was a Golden tray, and two glass of scarlet wine.

The Russian President asked in surprise:

— Who are you?

The girl bared her pearly teeth in a smile and said::

— Captain Albina at your service! Drink wine from king Solomon's personal supply and you will see the world with much kinder eyes!

Putin also smiled back:

"I've heard of you, Albina, but I didn't think you were so beautiful.

Trump agreed, and extended his hand:

— I can't take my eyes off you! I've never seen anything so dazzling!

The girl was allowed to shake hands with the President and noticed:

— You will never agree, if you do not drink wine, giving wisdom and patience!

The Russian President nodded to Trump:

— Drink boldly! Security's on top!

The us President grinned and winked at the beauty replied:

— Of these pens, I would gladly even would have accepted even the poison.

Both leaders of the two great empires took wine glasses in their hands. Went nuts and said:

— Yes there will be peace!

And one spirit of drained crystal capacity.

Trump enthusiastically said:

And it became much easier and more fun!

Putin wanted to answer, but ... Suddenly everything spun in front of his eyes, as if they were on a centrifuge. Then, as if erupted at once, a thousand photoblitz... And all is lost — piled impenetrable darkness.

. CHAPTER 1.

In Putin's head flashed: after all poisoned bastards. Could get it!

The President of Russia, however, did not feel any nausea or pain, on the contrary, it became easier for an elderly, exhausted by state cares body.

The Russian President opened his eyes and immediately closed his eyes. Around him was a stunning and very motley luxury. Something so bright, colorful, and diverse. Even hurt my eyes. But obviously it was not the former Palace of the Swedish king.

Putin looked around a little, he was sitting on a luxurious, like a Royal throne chair. And on his right hand was... well, trump! The American President, in person, and also sitting, blinking blue eyes.

Putin personally respected trump managed to win the presidential election, when all the media worked against him. Sometimes I even asked myself-could he win, if against him was the full power of state propaganda?

In such a situation, Putin has not fought for power! It turned out somehow easier, when you openly walk-through opponents like Zyuganov and Zhirinovsky, which resembled boxers falling yet has not sounded the Gong.

And trump was able to break the system — that not everyone is given!

Well, the hall, what a huge and luxurious, even in Versailles was not of such size and wealth. And all the screaming, defiant...

And here is already familiar Albina, shaking your hips, like a snake moving her Golden hair. She's beautiful, but her eyes are like a spotlight.

Putin wanted to ask the girl, but he was ahead of trump:

— Well, what the hell is this??

The girl laughed, and showed his sudden lengthening the tongue, flashed pearly teeth, and suddenly the low voice said:

— For you matters only that you now in our hands, helpless and weak!

Putin surprised asked:

— Are you a terrorist?

The girl laughed... Then into the air appeared two other girls, also sports, in short skirts and high heels. One red-red, the other with hair whiter than snow. Three girls in a ringing voice in unison said:

— No! We are those who are able to give a lot even to those who have everything!

Trump grinned and gurgled:

What can you give me? And I get the glory, wealth, a beautiful wife, power over the most powerful country in the world!

The girl with the Golden hair noticed:

"But you are mortal, and even your billions cannot restore your youth!"

Trump sighed heavily and noticed:

Yeah that's what I miss... Although I am old in body only, but the soul is always young!

Putin is interested asked:

— Can you get your youth back?

The girls replied in unison:

— You can, of course, ' Beauty replied in unison. — But of course not for nothing!

The tramp smiled, rubbed his precious arms plush seats and asked:

— And in return? Our souls?

The girls laughed louder. Suddenly there was a cool fancy car, beauties sat on it. And a thunderous voice sounded:

— Do you have any of them? You politicians-cunning, mean, unscrupulous!

Putin shook his head and said on duty:

— We are not for a policy of double standards!

The girls replied in unison:

— And if we don't know all of your dirty political jota and intrigue! Do not try to deceive us, we just need people like you!

There was a pause. Putin shivered. He is now entirely in the hands of some strange, maybe alien gang. They may well put it together with trump in a vacuum. And this is just not desirable. Now, for sure, their disappearance with trump has caused panic around the world. You have to turn around and out.

As in his time, when Sobchak got confused in crime, Putin himself was on the verge of interrupting his career, one managed to turn around and get to the top. To rise so high that Vladimir Vladimirovich didn't dare to dream at all. But hanging on the edge...

Here too will turn out. And Putin with a captivating smile said:

— We are at your service!

The girl was amused and, Baring her teeth, said:

— Well, that's business talk! Our capabilities are great ... we have mastered the secrets of organic and can suppress you eternal youth and infinite happiness, but...

And again a pause... Putin was silent, and more impatient trump asked in surprise:

"But if you are so powerful, what can two old men give you?"

The girls replied in unison:

We're really strong, and our civilization conquered the galaxies while you earthlings were still climbing trees. But we have our weaknesses... which we'd better not mention, as you don't have to know. However, you will help us, and in return you will receive bodies that will not age, and even kill you will be almost impossible!

The President of the United States trump whistled:

Wow! This is really a prize for which you can work hard! I'm not interested in why you need us. I'm wondering what is the guarantee that our bodies won't age then? The billionaire winked and added. I know you! Then you say-sorry, they say, it happened!

Girls have grown a bit in size. Their beauty is dazzling. Nebozhitelnitsa replied in unison:

— We never cheat! Said done! Your bodies will be virtually invulnerable, with full regeneration, and you can live almost indefinitely. Stem cells will divide, and renew in eternity, as a mechanism of the cycle in nature. As part of the energy you take from the stars and space...— the Girl winked slyly and added. But to kill you though difficult, but still possible, like us. However, old age in such a body will never come. Plus some superpowers. You can enjoy eternal life and power on planet Earth.

Trump sincerely noticed:

"Then I would prefer to rule the planet alone, without my colleague!"

Girl-the demiurge laughed and said:

— We can create it for you on a single planet the size of Jupiter, and with a population of a trillion beautiful, eternally young and obedient subjects. Is that okay?

Putin said skeptically:

— The size of Jupiter? But we'll be flattened by gravity.

All three girls chirped in chorus:

— The density of the planet will be less, and the gravity is similar to the earth. We can do a lot of things!

Putin wanted to clarify:

— And if we still refuse such a flattering offer.

Three girls merged in one. My beautiful hair became a fiery red, and stinging. Then the female instantly grew. Both presidents became small and appeared at it on a palm.

The girl thundered.:

— Do you have a choice?

Trump grunted and poked Putin in the shoulder:

— You know Vova, it seems that we really have no choice. All the more immortality this...

Girl according to nodded her:

— No! Your bodies are already virtually dead, and the soul, we can send to cybernetic hell. Where terrible nightmares await her. So either eternity in hell or eternity in an immortal, eternally young body — by choice. Power over the people, or subjects created by us!

Putin thought for a moment. Say no? It's death. While it may not be right. They supercivilization is even necessary. So it is unlikely they will be so easily finished off.

Likely to torture, pressure extruding. Combine promises and threats. And sooner or later they'll break it anyway. So resistance is useless and will only cause unnecessary suffering. Truth and trust the girls cannot be. After the mission, they can just throw. Or liquidate, or to throw into hell. What there can be guarantees. And no amount of oaths will not help.

On the other hand, if they really have a choice. No — it's death and torment. Yes, some hope of immortality and eternal power. In addition, during the mission is quite possible force majeure.

And Putin said decisively:

— Our choice is clear! It's an honor to help girls like you! And as for power — prefer to rule the Earth!

Trump stamped his foot and said:

"I would rather rule the planet with obedient and eternally young people. Just make it the size of the star Sirius and a quadrillion subjects in the course of normal gravity. And let the subjects be smart and inventive to create more and more fun!