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Putin And Trump Save The Universe


Опубликован:
29.03.2019 — 29.03.2019
Аннотация:
During a historic meeting between Donald trump and Vladimir Putin, both presidents were abducted by supercivilization. As it turned out life in the universe is under threat, and may stop all the processes of reproduction, if you do not return from the parallel universe of powerful, magical artifact. As it turned out, the presidents of the United States and Russia are best suited for this role.
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Trump is coldly replied, playing muscles:

— All right, now let's dip the Queen in there. She is so tormented, you have in Russia used to — if we seized the throne, the life!

Avarcade carefully so as not to drown put in sparkling water. After dipping from the Creek poured a strange pink light. Warriors with very beautiful bodies, the star Queen and a young child-President Vladimir Putin themselves plunged into the water, after which they were pulled to sleep. In recent times, and partly in a past life, Donald trump and Putin, as well as Emmanuel almost did not sleep and therefore the reaction of overworked soldiers who carried the burden of power, it is not difficult to understand. White presidents in the bodies of both boys and Queen rested in peace. But not all the cat Maslenitsa, and only a child-President Putin shuddered in his sleep from nightmares and chimeras. Especially often swam before my eyes magnificent breast Avarcade, roses nipples. At some point he woke up, his heart beating a drum roll.

Beautiful trees, under whose shade slept pritomivshiysya travelers, wound cool. The unusual luminaries continued their mechanical movement, everything bloomed and seemed calm. But the sensitive ears of the child and the energy vampire caught a strange barely audible rustling, as if someone sneaks up on them. Vladimir Putin, the President of the child with his head buried in the orange-purple of the bushes and crawled to the side where the noisy.

He carefully peered into the bushes and hummocks, the "vampire" noticed a barely noticeable movement, it seemed that someone interrupted the tiny butterflies. President-child Putin took a nose there, and it felt nostrils, was a foreign tart and nasty smell. But there were themselves predators slowly sneaking like Indians in ambush.

"Here they bebes" — the boy the former President of Russia thought-such as them, the Queen described. The horned creatures were indeed very much like painted devils, only instead of hooves they had six opposing fingers. Almost all had four limbs and only one of them was just six. He was huge and massive, noticeably different from the rest of the rather frail bebes.

"Should we Wake the others?"thought the President, baby Putin. The idea is sound, but there is in it pride. That again, all the victories will go to the white knights-the presidents of the United States and the star Queen. No better than him. The main thing to bring down the leader, and the rest is pretty mediocre fighters. President Putin, the child crept closer, he almost breathed in the back babysam. Before him was clearly visible to the broad back of the leader, four of the sword sticking out in four hands.

More delay did not make sense, aiming, Vladimir Putin threw a sword under the left shoulder blade. The throw was good and accurate, the wounded monster roared. Double blow in stretching the legs, the child-President Putin dumped close standing babeshow and, building on the success, pulled out a sword and slashed at crowned by six horns from the head. The skull cracked and black-brown blood poured from it. Almost at the same moment, Benesov collapsed at once awakened the boy-President and star Queen. The battle was short, the head of the leader was cut down, and the rest were slaughtered like partridges. Ordinary bebesi in battle was not stronger than men, and the flight had no noticeable superiority.

You're a giant wolf. Didn't sleep through danger.

Emmanuel patted the President-Putin's child-on the small but muscular shoulder.

The boy-President trump bulked:

"Let's see if the Queen is awake and go to the capital and tear everyone up!"

There was a ringing voice.:

I'm awake!

Avarcade slapping of naked feet, walked over to the crumpled corpse.

The Queen-girl exclaimed with sincere admiration:

-It was Samajam. Chapter berezovskoy police. You really are great warriors if you managed to kill six-legged bebes. Wonderful! The girl stamped her bare, already perfectly clean, Saiva leg and continued:

-Shestinogih of Benesov was only six, now five. Without them, the rest are worthless.

— Fine! — President-boys trump beamed. — We now know the recipe for victory and liberation of your people.

— Be careful! The Queen raised a finger to her scarlet lips. — Beware of magic.

The boy President and the star Queen waved politely.

-Jackals afraid of the jungle not taken.

The capital was approached with a forced step. Flickered, as if vane screws, whereas, around pink heels boys and girls. From afar were visible buried in white clouds carved in the form of colorful toadstools tower with large diamonds and emeralds on the surface, milky-blue walls, gold in the ruby roses of the field. Thanks to the eternal summer, it was possible to harvest crops all year round. In the fields people worked, the vast majority of boys and girls of sixteen to fifteen years. Near them, twirled bebes with whips and sticks.

From time to time they whipped on half-naked bodies adjusting "workers". Along the way also met stone carved statue depicting shestinogih of Benesov. Some of the statues were erected right in front of the boys-presidents and girls-Queens, here bebes tried at all, slashing the builders chained with whips.

Frisky girl-Queen Emmanuel, not too long after this, intervened in the process, waving his sword, she reproduced the double butterfly and blew a head, four babysam. The rest of the horned warriors rushed to run, grabbing one of them by the tail of the snow and Star Amazon, put a sword to the skinny neck. And deafeningly and at the same time loudly roared:

— That horned nothing. It was good to torture people.

The demon gurgled afraid:

— No, o great white angel. We were forced.

Cool naked Emmanuel cut her neck. Spots of fetid blood appeared. Girl hissed a snake:

Who forced you? You didn't put up much of a fight.

Bebes was shaking with fear.

-Our leadership.

Emmanuel grunted contemptuously.:

— Six legs?

Frightened gurgling in response:

— Yes mistress.

Emmanuel turned around, a fun flash of eyes. Bare toes broke off the tip of the horn of Babes, and cooed:

-I'm a lady! What may have really break the gate and kill shestinogih. Then the others will fall under us.

The Central gate was densely dotted with precious stones, creating a cheerful ornament. Gold chain is omitted, at the entrance stood a hundred armed with spears and shining armor of Benesov. A separate group stood out a large four six-legged. They stood apart from the others, two of them with blood-purple swords flickering in their hands, and two more had only staffs with transparent balls at the top. The exiled Queen nodded faintly and whispered,:

-With staffs of the priests. And these two are the king and the Minister of war. Another six-legged, the head of the economy did not come out.

-The walls between the teeth hiding bastard! I can smell it.

Whispered in response to the boy-President trump.

When they got to the gate Berezovskii soldiers parted, almost like a huge elephant priest Tapir came out. The Queen, flashing her bare, round, pink heels, ran forward, her Royal eyes fixed on the six-legged monster with a sharp dagger. The girl yelled:

— You lost the Tapir and now you have to give power to the rightful owner.

As she beautiful in his proud nakedness, and with relief muscles, warrior accustomed to military labor.

— No, you're the loser. If you managed to get out of the Inferno, you will not come back from the grave.

Threateningly barked shestinogih Babes nicknamed the king.

-Oh, that's as may be, fight with you, Scarecrow!

The boy President trump took a decisive step forward.

— Come on, white man! Four swords glittered in long hands. Looking like a teenager, and even in some shorts trump seemed quite small compared to this horned spider.

— Then I want to fight too!

Cool Emmanuel volunteered and pointed her finger at the war Minister. Also almost entirely naked beauty with enviable muscles of the star Queen.

"The white angels made their choice by naming the duels. Now if you refuse, you will cover yourself with indelible shame.

Said Avarcade and pushed back her Golden hair, not at all embarrassed by his nakedness.

The priest of the Tapir nodded, grinning mouth bellowed.

— If so, then will you duel! The pors'k and Hal kill them!

Monsters are divided, the king of pors'k bumped into the boy-President of the trump. The Minister of war to Hal the starry Queen Emmanuel.

The monsters were quite fast, the swords in their hands spun like the blades of a cultivator, and yet it did not confuse the boy-President trump. Making a triple balance, he's a boy-the terminator was behind the monster and then deftly removing the brush, cut off one limb of a legendary sword. Splashed ink brown blood, at the place where the fallen drop of poison, the grass charred, went to smoke. The beast howled and attacked with renewed force.

But the us President in the body of a teenage athlete trump is difficult to confuse or stump with one rough head. Deftly fiveroses boy-President trump compartment another limb. The six-legged bebes howled and rose swiftly into the air. From there, he released the ceiling of a burning fire. Young in appearance but Mature in soul and years warrior dodged and hit kladenets opponent in the stomach. The enemy rushed, a beautiful boy-the us President jumped up and hovered in the air. Tapira whispered a spell and trump in the boy's body felt his young and agile limbs freeze in an invisible sticky glue.

There was a victorious roar:

— You're done with the boiled worm.

A living flamethrower has earned with new force in the face fired by burning gas, the flames scored the nostrils. It was very painful, stick your head gas burner, it will be clear.

The young us President trump, overcoming suffering, whispered a spell he learned from a fairy. The rods that bound his body weakened, and the boy-President famously pushed off from the void, bumped into the horned king. He made an energetic gesture with the triple rose. Two armed limbs flew off, and the final blow took off a heavy head.

The young U.S. President exclaimed:

— Out!

Huge as a bucket excavator pot loosened the ground. The boy-President trump turned around, picked up the enemy's second sword, in flight, dived on the wall, hitting the economic Minister. The surprise is not able to react, kicking nine cut limbs. The high priest released a shimmering snake, throwing a sword young trump body, knocked down a reptile, and the legendary katana of the great ninja cut off the head of a helpless bebes. President-kid turned around ready to help Emmanuel, but the snow and star Amazon Queen, has coped with his opponent. She rang out with her cheerful voice.

— I don't need a second pass! I'm a white tiger, not a bald cat!

Then a young U.S. President and star Queen together attacked the high priest, but the Tapir and his assistant releasing a cloud of steam, suddenly disappeared.

Trump shouted in annoyance:

— Teleportation again! Tear you apart, demons of Hades!

Almost naked Emmanuelle turned to standing in the ranks of babysam. In addition to spears, they had long axes and broad-bladed daggers.

The battle was painfully short. A couple of swings of a dozen corpses and the rest of the warriors fell to their knees, throwing down their weapons and yelling for mercy.

Avarcade walked over to the remains of a hacked Babeshko king and took his body a gold chain with an outlandish constantly changing the color of the stone. She raised it high and shouted.

-The People Of The Great Guacara! With the dictatorship of Benesov done, I grab the Queen and kill the traitors!

The city has picked up the call, broke a bloody battle, the people rebelled and attacked Benesov. The great gate was opened. Young us President trump, Emmanuel and child President Putin took part in the battle. They raced along a wide white marble street, flanked by tall multi-tiered houses of pink and blue stone. Thousands of Benesov, some naked covered with only the occasional grey hair, the other tall and shining armor tried to resist them.

Hacking horned, spraying muddy river-the inky blood star Queen Emmanuel has progagate, Scalia teeth with fangs:

"You know, when I first heard about Hell, my first wish was to go down there and wind the hell up.

The US President has said:

— That's what we're doing now. And very successfully!

The boy-President trump worked with two swords. And the child-President Vladimir Putin did not lag behind, on the contrary, the terminator boy was captured by such a fighting fervor that he now and then broke away from the marble paths, drifting into the sky.

Heard the words of Emmanuel, he is in fear muttered.

— This is still not Hell, and a parallel the world.

Yet Putin was afraid of the underworld and strongly suspected that his priests will not beg.

The young US President quipped:

— You've already crapped your pants. And he threatened to destroy us!

And both boys laughed, and began to cut even more actively.

The city was luxurious, everything was directed towards the sky towers and palaces with statues, and broad staircases. The statues mainly depicted beautiful women and fabulous animals, and only from time to time the background spoiled the image of six-legged bebes. The structure of the city resembled a rolled Bud cut of a complex flower. Rebellious slaves have battled fiercely, but not skillfully, using the Toolbox, however, and their opponents military training did not Shine, the Mongol forces incomparably superior to Benesov fighting quality. The boy-President Trump, however, liked one frisky young man, he was not too bad chopped captured by the bebes sword and did not pay attention to the deep scratches left by the enemy on the swarthy body.

The young President of the United States roared:

— Look Emmanuel and here we have our own people. American special forces and white warriors!

The star Queen replied coldly:

— I'll meet him when the battle is over. They are very pretty!

The battle ended faster than expected young bodies presidents, bebesi the survivors threw down their weapons and all the pharynx begged for mercy. Avarcade was relentless.

"They must be killed! The beautiful Queen angrily stamped her bare, blood-splattered foot. They, even as slaves, will be a danger to us.

Hearing these words, bebasi appealed to a General flight. Freed young men and girls rushed after, the battle turned into a massacre, and only a few of the horned managed to escape.

-You're cruel!

Emmanuel started, shook her Breasts naked with ruby nipples and then continued with a smile.

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