Putin And Trump Save The Universe

The boy-dignitary threw up both hands and shouted:

— Victory!

After that, trump added:

— The Glory Of America!

The boy-President, flickering barefoot bloody with sticky dust soles, flew up to the sorcerer. He tried to close a special prototype of the magic matrix. Even gravel around lit up, and began to rise steam.

After the field, in the mouth has a strong bitter taste. A defending magician, attacked by the same magic Mace. Trivial savagely trampled, charged on irresistible tempered iron. Having received damage, the druid from hell began to sink into the gravel dug by metal soles.

The boy-President was very hot bare heels, and gave in the back of the head.

But the warrior trump is witty, said:

— Can be considered the winners of the barbarians, but it's better than be a loser windbags Barbarians!

Really aphorism turned out-claiming immortality.

Running up the four "kings of fights" annoyed to the extreme. Kid President, more young boy than before, flashing crimson from the blood by the heels, away from them. Like fleet-footed deer of the chase fattened dogs.

However-what is even worse, it is unknown — to catch up with the young tiger cub, fearful.

They need to be with sharp anger and a dull irritation at his own impotence. Like a nightmare, rattling bones of death, followed them to the slaughter. Here they all sagged, seeing, skinny ridge gaining speed imp Prince Donald trump.

The mongoose attacked the cobras.

Those soldiers were leaving, jumping and twisting, ready to lose their heads. And regretfully wishing the whip went through this sinewy ribs — President-boys!

Better yet, apply hot iron to strip naked, calloused soles, and make rabid ogolna to scream from the wild pain.

The chief sorcerer seemed to have rubbed his eyes at the bodies of the brutally defeated bosom buddies. This is a lot of corpses, almost piled into a mound. And how can he answer that?

Magic looks weak, like the wind before the rock.

It turns out a full out and knockout! Group martial arts though beautiful, but they also hopelessly lost. Magic, of course, may be available, but a little confused by this. The whole world order is incredibly cruel and there is no place for magic or some abstract reflections. This judgment battle is incredible, but it could go down in the history of military legend and fairy tales, eclipsing the siege of Troy. So at the moment they boy President trump is extremely hunting to put in it, this fight the winning point.

The boy-President like a tornado sweeps over the surface.

And the enemy has almost broken, in their eyes cannot be seen nor the energy, nor the slightest sign of a healthy force. They seemed resigned to the inevitable defeat now.

The boy President trump moved the chain in his nose. He burst like a tomato, and another soldier knocked out.

Warrior-dignitary Donald, sensing their mood, again has now issued:

— Courage as the leg of a chair; well, when combined with the ability and calculation, and if you add luck to it, the victory to gain a foothold on a solid Foundation!

Then: to perform the boy-President, Scalia teeth — repeated:

— Good luck in the war, as a link in the chain, without it you break into the abyss, but requires the presence of other qualities!

And new the defeated enemy — the Eternal kid-President, has sharply added speed and again broke the distance with the most powerful opponents.

— Enough with the snake! — Grimly and gravely ordered Stiffer-eyed . — Contact fight! Preparing to win!

It sounded very ambiguous.

Beautiful girl-Queen Emmanuel here put it:

— Winning requires preparation, but to prepare you to the most of Victoria, the plan, which gives hope to provide!

And the girl stamped her bare, sunburnt foot.

Donald confidently declared:

— When you finally stop, I'll scrape you off faster.

The boy President even growled like a hungry cub who saw a fat chicken.

But they didn't react. Even trivial went on the ambulance step, restoring, out of breath and trembling hands, fixing her tangled running gear. A couple of them had already limped profusely and even braided legs.

Girl-Queen tried embolden his young vis-a-vis.

: To perform the Emmanuel said:

— Limping sometimes the reputation of a loser, who has no mind, can't limp on both legs!

And the girl-Queen put her hand to her eyes and let out a stream of yellow-red flame.

Prince Donald trump and this made a summary:

— Correct can be skewed house, poor health, but restore the shaken reputation of not changes, and a radical restructuring of lifestyle!

The girl-Queen in a very revealing outfit, barely restrained laughter.

Scala teeth, the great ruler Emmanuel very much in the subject stated:

— The USSR tried to rebuild, without causing inconvenience to residents, and as a result of all the amenities for no reason upset!

Lad terminator, shook the crowd of confused soldiers.

. CHAPTER 14.

Young President Donald trump noticed them, in General, and so obvious uncertainty. Another warrior boy-the President knocked out a cunning reception, at first as if you punch the side, but the leg comes back and the heel enters the chin of the enemy. And the one that crunches the jaw, teeth flying. Are they stopping? The hell! It will not be immediately, but only after you lost consciousness subside on the stone.

Emmanuel screams like a real hockey player:

— Puck! Puck! Goal!

Donald trump sees before him soldiers with magic, special miraculously preserved on the outskirts of Europe, despite all the dominance of the Inquisition.

However, is this the medieval Europe? It's some kind of alternate, parallel world.

The eternal boy President cried out:

— Christianity in the faith against the war, but most of all howl under the banner of the Christian faith!

Emmanuel is also fervently exclaimed:

— War is like playing with marked cards, only winning is always sprinkled with tears!

Donald trump feels like a speeding scooter.

Don't get a second turn, she will spread them, count "patsaks" immediately! And if they did, how long would they be able to survive under the shield of arcane doping?

The boy President draws in his stomach and plays with the muscles of the press. His muscular body glistens with a mixture of sweat and blood, as if oiled.

Main warlock, muttering to himself and making passes with his hands. From which emerges a sparkling haze. The boy President is also not simple. Picked up and moved to a cold calculated move. Another rushes with daggers...

Emmanuel even flinched and turned pale...

Clever, caught the bastard, even pereselilsya across the back. Samples with a hysterical cry of attack, throwing the weapon. Here during the next played flip, and gets a foot in the forehead. So more forward, so that the helmet ulibaetsa, and bone sadness! On the move not give the kid-President to be bored. Well? Now he has become a really cool giant. Although there is no need to pick up scattered along the way weapons, but why not make the battle more interesting. After all, many millions of people think the world is very trivial.

Especially in the twenty-first century, when little depends on the human factor in the war — fighting computers.

The world is unpredictable to the point of banality, but trivial is calculated!

The boy President wiped the blood on the child's face, but this one only pinched his cheek.

Well still in the middle ages not too allowed to fight women. But will, perhaps, and such have them battlefield. Here is the first real combat friend was, in fact, the sister and the mother of his dreams Emmanuel... Even a few chores, it becomes suddenly they did, and remain children? Of course, in the hands of forces with surplus lack.

He's only a boy, but in reality the terminator.

But the meanness of the enemies too, as the sand in the desert...

The boy President rubbed a scratch on his muscular chest. Well, his muscles are so hard that the blade they could not break through.

Here's some mercenary Saracens, breaking the rules, jumping with swords in the arena. Begins frantically to turn and then SLI the release of boomerang with blades. But Donald trump is unstoppable: the swastika with razor blades was not so well thrown, the boy catches her slightly true, cropped fingers deadly legs. And throws back... The brown face of a mercenary Saracens brutally and warps it with a cry rushes away. But the boomerang in the form of a five-pointed swastika inexorably overtakes him.

Very clever boy-the President lays bare foot, there are already a lot of practice.

At some point, the Arab seemed to be able to leave, throwing weapons went a little to the side. He has managed to squeeze out: Allahu Akbar! But the boomerang, if devoid of inertia will discole of isomeren, turned to the left. And great burst the aorta gushing red blood, forcing out the hapless mercenary.

Donald trump hissed like a Fox crushing a chicken.

However, even symbolic, to die like a believer from who is considered a Saint or a demon.

And shone in the sky eternal okolicu winked.

President-boy trump mechanically and correctly-three Arctic foxes crossed himself.

However, immediately thinking that it may be better to appeal to the gods Emmanuel.

Then was attacked by another of the knights, is not known however, what he had hoped. And earlier Donald trump did not give a reason to underestimate himself. Here is his counterpart, it seems, decided to use the miracle Mace. Even stood on all fours, or rather to crawl. And another Egyptian mercenary tried to divert the attention of young popdance-President. Started a new topic and began to make obscene gestures.

Emmanuel showed him fingers, barefoot, girl feet — Fig!

The boy-President trump threw a sharp stone at him, choosing a heavier one and picking up the projectile with his fingers crimson from the blood of his leg. The punch knocked the Saracen eyes, and a painful shock disconnected consciousness.

Yes, it's a real flying kamikaze ninjas!

Emmanuel clapped her hands in admiration. One of the warriors supported. But the other knights remained silent.

Donald trump felt threatened and slightly hooked.

That's the saboteur in armor picked up the hilt, feeling the throbbing in Mace magic.

But the boy-President was faster than the stinging of a Viper.

And then the blow on the head, the helmet flew off, and drenched with the blood of the knight was quiet.

Donald trump even more okawville and it cut the skin a nasty itch. But nothing the end of competitions is close.

Here are two more of the surviving fighter and the pair arrived rather rushed, and fairly panting to the rescue, in this case as dead a poultice of the Saracens.

The boy-President trump gathered in his fist all his hatred. He threw the dagger, and although oholic deviated, the blade managed to scratch a muscular shoulder.

Donald trump went back on the enemy a cascade of flip — say, will crush the enemies of rabbits.

And so all the skin forever young wolf wounded.

Standing to the right of the Saracens did not have time for a crossbow, as it pierced through the abandoned sword. And the second wrong, Donald trump was hit with a foot so that the push came down on the naked swords of the guards. With a slap, flesh broke and blood began to flow. Broken Vorpal of popdance Saracens were lucky died instantly. But someone impaled on swords you can even be sorry, as cute writhing, and bleeding crimson...

Emmanuel even at the angelic face portrayed a semblance of sympathy.

Donald trump whistling said:

— Human blood is not water-from time to time does not go out, from watering the crop burns out, thirst only inflames, but still the human race sheds!

Oholic winced, the cut on her shoulder ached and bled. The scarlet liquid mixed with sweat, and pinched numerous scratches on the muscular body of the eternal lad.

Emmanuel: to perform the yells at full throat the boy-President:

— So what you became! Finish them!

And in a rage, she pressed her bare, round heel into the gravel.

Donald trump regretted counterpart, which stunned so much that even made attempts to lift swords when the cool kid, the President had a kick with both feet jumping and stretching while the crowed, breaking the jaw.

Forever so young warrior yelled his head off:

— I'm not Claude Vandam! But would still double blow!

But the enemy did not want to calm down.

Apparently decided against him to fight to the end. And from the last four foes breathed special combat magic. Even the druid grumbled. And shaking a talisman, hoping to create a special kind of magmatite.

Emmanuel made a warning gesture.:

— Like, be my friend careful!

Sneaky Donald trump decided that he would not hurt to arm himself! All the more from opponents too perishing much force has become come, even in the air there was the smell ozone.

Emmanuel confirms it, too. He nods his head and has long, Golden hair.

We must take the Mace so he will take it. He's a warrior, not a bloody Murlo. Or as they say in the courtyard: kid, not a Schmuck podzabornaya. What's the problem? In a strong security magic that makes pass agility and strength of the heroic incarnation.

The boy-President trump collected in the hands of force.

But the magic Mace is not too submissive, is not given in the downed and tattered fingers.

There is a feeling of accumulated fatigue, pain from cuts and blood loss, even such a young, immature body of the great knight-President.

And in his head not quite to the place and time, getting various philosophical arguments. But why, in the dream, where time and space so much is relative, I do not understand what's real and what's a Mirage and not to talk about world issues.

In particular it is permissible serfdom in Russia.

There is a Pahari from the Genus, and Vice versa born warriors they all deserve respect. Was even born the most beautiful aphorism; If the rear is useless, will not help the martial ardour, but if the heat is not — the rear will go to the enemy in the afternoon.

A good quote! And the heat needed and the heat! The catch phrase was born in the head of the eternal boy-President.

But at all times the leading force giving the victory was the rear. And the American army began to win over the Japanese after the creation of the appropriate material and technical base. Although cost this America, and especially its farming very even nice.

But defeated the Nazis and the Japanese at the time. With their strongest and most advanced technique.

Donald trump estimated by eye the chances of four or rather five. In their Arsenal was added to four short, and perhaps too enchanted spears, a few shields, a three-headed Mace, and two large but still poluchivshij, the ability for mental orders the owner to bend the sword. All together, this is dangerous, as magaziny charge. Something that could not only scare! And trample anyone.