Putin And Trump Save The Universe

After Stalin, however, there was an exposure of the cult of personality, and then the collapse of communism.

What is waiting for United Russia? Any luck?

Of course, no one can say in advance what the President will be like. Only practice can give a decent answer. That's when Putin himself was appointed, most doubted that he would remain in power at least some significant period of time. But suddenly he surpassed expectations. But the trump...Also became the President in spite of the sentiment in the media. Although he achieved power through competitive elections.

And his opponent was not weak. What about the fact that Hillary is a woman? It makes her even stronger. As for her vote more numerous and disciplined female electorate.

The girl noticed that the boy-President thought and stopped eating. She nudged him with her elbow and asked.:

— Why are you frowning, handsome?

Putin said sincerely:

— Thought, as there, in Russia without me?

Girl giggled and answered:

— Nothing! Under the Constitution, the acting President becomes Prime Minister. Then new elections... You that doubt Dmitry Medvedev's chances?

Putin smiled a sweet boyish smile, he was so copper-red hair, and the faces at the same time clean, tanned, not a single spot.

The President-the boy replied:

— Yes, I do not doubt the chances of Dmitry Anatolyevich, but ... will he be able to manage after me? Will not sweep away his next color revolution?!

Girl throws out a laugh and is logical have observed:

— It can only show the practice. When you were appointed as Yeltsin's successor, there were doubts as well-whether the next Prime Minister, though any significant term will be able to hold out? What happened?! None of the famous psychics do not promise you, such a long and illustrious reign as happened in practice!

The President-these boys broke:

— But I wanted even more than it actually turned out!

The girl in the crown said:

— But can without you Russia, the USA and China will reconcile, and the world will become quieter! Moreover, Medvedev is more Pro-Western people, but loyal to the interests of Russia and to improve relations, not too yielding. So rejoice in the world — that the two biggest trouble-maker on the planet departed for a useful mission.

Trump said quite sincerely:

— Yes, I have to be a constant subject of attacks too tired! Yes and age, there is age, as well in the new the body!

The President of Russia began to eat again. Oddly enough, and he became calmer. The confrontation with the West, the arms Gong, all these threats of assassination, the busy schedule — exhausting. Yes, even the TV screen, it was clear that Putin has aged and tired. And so returned a Golden formative years. The body is many times stronger and faster than the human. And ahead of adventure.

Putin ate delicious meat with fruits and vegetables. It is very pleasant on Earth do not have this. In General, what a wonderful world. So many girls, and without exception, young and beautiful. Even wanted to stay with them forever.

And the boy-President of Russia drank sweet, with a refreshing taste of wine.

It was fun.

Trump drank too. And the two of them jumped up and danced right on the table. Girls willingly joined them. Sounded silvery voices beauties.

The President-the boy tramp jumping and dancing, sang:

— America, America, many in it forests, fields and rivers! America, America, where people breathe so freely!

And again podstugivaniya and spinning flips. As well, when the young body in the dynamics and movement. So much in it flaming heat and fire. Trump thought that after all, he is a cunning beast. From Syria is gone, and from Afghanistan. Let the Russians howl at the Mujahideen. Especially Afghanistan, America, and the gift is not necessary — the earth impoverished and remote. If and where to go in Africa.

In General, trump was thinking about it: to renew the Monroe doctrine, to take Africa to himself, and stop fighting with fanatical Muslims. Especially stupid looked the battle in Afghanistan. After the failure of the Soviet Union there, the Americans to a crawl and not followed.

The boy-President of the United States threw a gold spoon in the girl's stomach. She squeaked, and curled up from the blow.

Trump sang with a chuckle:

— Take care of women, women beware!

Putin was more restrained and asked his counterpart:

Dance is, of course, good, but still, you'll hurt the girl!

The boy-the us President answered with a smile:

— They're so resilient and strong. They can't be hurt that easily! You better tell me why you always told us no!

Putin grinned and muttered:

— About what?

Trump is blustery and said:

— Everything! Milosevic's out, you're against it! Saddam Hussein, you're up against! Kadafi ... even Medvedev for, and you against! Assad and push against you, too!

Putin shrugged his shoulders and logical said:

"How much did you gain by removing Hussein?" Here is in Afghanistan until acted together with us, prospered! I told you not to quarrel with Russia.

Trump jumped higher. He flipped a seven-fold somersault, landed, and with a grin noticed:

— We didn't want to fight. But how can you not take out a son of a bitch like Sadam Husey? Yes, and you said that, they say, Poroshenko is bad. And the people of Ukraine took and didn't choose it for the second term. And such as Gardens, draw a hundred percent of a hundred! What an election!

Putin in response, stopped dancing, sat down at the table in a Lotus position. Straight teen yoga, muscular and even scary boy red suit. Looked at trump and said:

— Why do we need democracy, if the dictatorship is more effective, and the opposition only puts a spoke in the wheel!

Trump has bent legs a Golden fork and muttered:

— And you have always pocket opposition! Even too pocket!

Putin replied:

— And you have the President costs nothing! He's king!

Trump shouted angrily:

— Yes Tsar... Your father was semi-literate worker! I have a blue bone! Such kings only in jail lice to feed!

The situation escalated. The two presidential boys looked at each other with hatred and clenched their fists. Trump sincerely sorry for that made at the time, compliments of Putin. In the context of hostile relations between Russia and the United States led a chorus of hatred and distrust. In fact, how would you react to the compliments to Hitler during the second world war? Regardless of whether they were deserved and not.

The Fuhrer of Germany in just eight years of rule from the country destroyed by the crisis made a powerful superpower that conquered the whole of Europe. And the conquest was swift, and with fewer losses than Napoleon Bonaparte.

Why not praise Hitler? But it is not accepted that man-eater to give a compliment. Although, of course, he was a great conqueror, however, is ultimately a loser. Here's something similar was for trump and Putin, when the President of the United States lowered all the dogs. And escalated the situation to the limit.

Trump and Putin looked at each other with anger, clenched and unclenched their fists. But in a fight not joined... Sat down again at the table, and almost simultaneously drank wine. And the wine is delicious, pleasant, fresh and calms the nerves.

Trump has sat for a while and suddenly noticed:

— Whether Russia and the United States United we would the world would be able to bend in the bull's horn!

Putin noticed this:

— Stalin and Hitler in unity could divide the world... But alas, the two birds: the eagle and the two-headed eagle in one den do not get along!

Trump gurgled:

— Maybe it is....

The boy-President bit off a slice of meat with sauce, and continued:

— But a big spoon pulls your mouth! By joining forces, Russia and America could bring order to the world. And so because of your ambitions, and there was a big quarrel!

Putin hissed, breaking off a piece of meat:

— Not my, and your ambitions!

Trump gurgled, with a very aggressive look:

"A country with twenty-five percent of the world economy could be more ambitious than a territory that doesn't have two! The boy President dropped a piece of meat on the marble floor and crushed it with his bare, round heel as he spoke. — Don't pretend to be more than you can swallow!

Putin shushed and kicked the leg of the chair, growling:

— Since you are applying such that even the moon get! Whose cow would Moo, and yours would be silent!

Trump said in an angry tone:

— You're always in our business! Why send humanitarian aid to Venezuela when millions of people themselves are malnourished! I know, what have Russia material problems! And how many you personally billions put in a pocket-it is known!

Putin in response showed a combination of three fingers:

— Caught what?

Trump, clenching his fists tighter, moved on the table:

How much rope does not curl, and the end will be!

The girl in the crown interrupted the altercation:

— Well, well, you ate, drank, recovered even too much. The girl winked at the guys, and continued, her more chirping tone. — And now let's new obstacle course will take place. If much exercise, then a full clip!

Putin is a boy-the President took and bent a gold fork. Wrapped it around his finger like a ring and asked the Queen-girl:

— And you have no state Affairs?

The warrior in the crown giggled, and with her bare toes she bent the Golden knife, wound it around her ankle, and chirped:

— What are you suddenly interested in?

Putin answered honestly:

— So much time you spend with us. As if the government does not require your presence?

The girl shook her crown, and replied:

— I can be in many places at once! This is my gift from above! But you can?

Putin shook muscular, boyish shoulders:

I'm not going to explode!

Trump rather rudely noticed:

— Putin tries to get into a lot of things at once. Including those that do not understand! And the economy, and medicine, and Finance... he has a clear reassessment of their abilities!

Putin muttered:

— Blaster someone would squeal, but yours would be silent!

The girl in the crown said coldly:

— You guys haven't passed all the tests yet. But at the same time you butt each other! Perhaps it is a great blessing to mankind that he was spared two such obstinate troublemakers!

Trump swore:

— Oh, shit ... one would be better! I on the contrary withdrew its troops from Afghanistan and Syria, and it's the devil in Syria climbed, and then Afghanistan opened his mouth!

Putin grinned, and showed his fist:

— And you have been Venezuela!

Trump is blustery and barked:

— This is our territory! And in General in the Western hemisphere not to meddle! At one time we could easily strangle the Castro regime, but did not do it... unfortunately!

Both boys President jumped back on the table... they were so full of hatred that it seemed that here-here the eye of the fly zipper.

The girl in the crown tweeted:

— Yes finally fight you. This are standing against each other! Let's sparring, and who will kill whom!

Putin muttered, spinning:

Should I?

Trump noticed with a grin:

Why not? Less will bark! At the same time and practice!

The boys: red and fair-haired stood against each other. Very muscular. Blue-eyed trump, and with green eyes Putin. Both after treatment was about the same height and beautiful teenagers about fourteen years. And dressed in nothing but swimming trunks. Very aggressive fighters like two Spartan.

Wave at each other? Why not? After all, life is a struggle and a fight.

The boys kicked at each other. The bare heels collided. Bodies shuddered. Then they struck again, this time with their fists.

And the knuckles hit the blocks. Bones cracked. And then again separated, and again came together, striking with their feet. The girls watched with wide eyes as they fight cute boys. It was something to admire. Beautiful, glistening with sweat, bronze bodies, young men. Swift and cute, with the technique of hand-to-hand combat.

The girl in the crown waved her hand, and pressed her finger on the ring.

The landscape changed again. Both boys were in a huge stadium. Billions of girls looked at them. Almost all the girls are half naked, only decorations barely cover Breasts and thighs. Stomp bare feet. Almost naked beauties, but on the ankles, necessarily bracelets: decorated with precious flowers, snakes, small animals, butterflies, fish.

The girls were off, pounding each other boys-presidents. And jumped up and shouted. Both boys were equal in speed and reaction, both very strong. And no one wanted to give in. In striking techniques are not too sophisticated and they fight, like in Hollywood movies. That is not too effective, but effective.

Is the exchange of blows. The boy presidents sometimes miss. Converge and diverge. Boxing themselves. Here Putin missed a punch in the chin, that Trump was charged in the jaw. And the bruises on their faces, on the chest on the abdomen, abrasions on the hands and feet.

The boys are cut, their heads collide and disperse. Scroll through the turntables. Here is in the air and face. Again fall and rise. Then they fight again, feeling wild rage. And the desire to win at any cost. Here come together, start fighting. Trump is not inferior in agility. The presidential boys are flying away. And threaten each other with fists.

Then they jump on each other again. Again clashes, strikes...

The muscular Breasts crack. And again mutual reproaches and threats. Trump even barked:

— It would be better to finish you in the nineties! And we all felt sorry for you!

Putin honestly said:

— It was necessary to assist the government of Gaydar! Then anti-Western forces would not have come to power!

And again both the boy-President has faced. There was a persistent battle. But nobody conceded, and did not give up...

The girl in the crown giggled and pointed at the boys-dignitaries fingers. Other girls are also very happy with the entertainment. However, it looks like he is a little tired.

The girl in the crown squeaked with the fury of a Panther:

— Enough! You have shown that you can fight, but the technique should still work and work! Maybe my boys and presidents at the same time, gonna try another maze?

Putin answered honestly:

Tired of playing! Can't we just get down to serious business?

Trump also shouted, stomping his feet:

-It's already started! I want something different! More practical!

The girl in the crown winked at the boys-presidents:

— As a consolation, I will say that I will also pass this maze with you! You want it to be with a beautiful girl like me?