Hokage Godaime. Book 1

Hokage Godaime

Автор Katss

The Prologue

Bliiinnn... I'm so sick of everything. Instead of a wonderful and peaceful vacation under palm trees by the sea, I have to sit next to the bed of a sick kid and treat completely destroyed chakra channels in places. Why? Yes, because another overgrown idiot decided to teach him a super-duper technique. At least I thought with my head, and not with another eternally preoccupied place, or something. Two morons. No wonder they found each other.

I hate this fucking Shinobi world...

Two years ago.

To die in a dream — what could be more beautiful? Dying in your sleep during a plane crash, I think, is not so bad. At least I wasn't scared, I wasn't praying, and I wasn't screaming. Why did I waste my own death? It's simple: I hadn't slept for two days before that, settling an emergency at work before my vacation and closing the last contracts. Naturally, after boarding the plane, I just passed out. But to die in a plane crash in your sleep, when you're all looking forward to your first vacation in five years??? Fuck your foot thirty times — that's all my non-mat thoughts.

How do I know I'm dead? Well, I didn't manage to oversleep the end of our fascinating vertical fall into the okiyan sea. My neighbor apparently decided that he needed to share his happiness with me and started screaming in my ear. Anyway, when I finally woke up, we actually crashed. Explosion.

What an interesting ceiling, though. In a cage... fuck, where am I? I woke up in a small room furnished in an oriental style. That is, there was nothing in the room except my bedding and a low table. Fine...

She sat down and looked around once more. How did I end up here anyway? They don't seem to survive plane crashes. Mmm, I don't understand anything. With a familiar gesture, she reached out to tousle her short hair and stumbled upon the first problem. My brown bob has become much longer and lighter. Am I a blonde? My new bust also killed me. These are milking machines, I'm sorry. No, I didn't have a small size myself, but here, at first glance, it was probably the sixth. What kind of pervert surgeon gave me this dairy farm? What the fuck kind of madhouse is this? Mirror, I need a mirror...

She went to the paper partition, pushed it aside and looked around. This room was bigger, but it wasn't very well furnished either. That's right, I'm in Japan. But there was a much-needed item here. Hooray, now we'll find out what happened to me.

And... a young blonde woman was looking at me through the looking glass. And it wasn't me at all. If the physique was still similar, then the muzzle was completely different. No, I'm not arguing, the face is very beautiful. Not every model can boast of this, but not mine... I've seen you somewhere, but where? And what is this crystal between the eyebrows? It's kind of crap, and it doesn't come off like a damn thing. She rubbed it again. Mdya, some kind of newfangled tattoo? Suddenly, the second partition moved, and a frail girl with a piglet in her arms looked into the room. A dressed piglet with beads. Uh... I'm fuck. What kind of nonsense am I dreaming about?

"Tsunade-san? Are you awake?" Is she for me? But I'm not some kind of Tsunade, I'm... wait. Tsunade? Princess Senju? I. Got. In. Body. Tsunade. Damn it. After comprehending these introductory words, I shamefully passed out.

The same ceiling again. But I didn't panic. After all, now I remembered the whole strange life of crazy Aunt Tsunade. How should I put it?... It seems that the former owner of this body and I have somehow merged into one. I don't know why, and I'm too lazy to analyze this situation, because nothing can be changed anymore. I am me. Just with a slightly different perspective on life in general and this fucking world in particular. The world of juvenile murderers and inadequate personalities. I haven't watched the anime, but I've almost mastered the manga. However, I don't remember everything. But I seem to remember the main plot twists. The worst part is that now I'm like fifty years old, and if you count the two of us, it's eighty. It's a nightmare, but I'm an ancient ruin... Where the fuck is my youth?

The advantages are a lot of medical techniques, physical strength, bad temper and belonging to an awesome cool clan. On the downside — gambling addiction, alcoholism, fear of the sight of blood (this is some kind of nonsense from a doctor), pervert friends and a lot of paperwork in the near future. It is necessary to deal with unhealthy addictions. So, do I want to play for money? No, I don't want to at all. It's easier to make money. Hmm, it's good. So the love of gambling is gone, but the fucking workaholism remains. Why is that, huh? In my previous life, in this one, I have a lot of work in the foreground... eh... Now, do I want a drink? I can't stand alcohol! Hurray! All of mine stayed with me! What a blessing! Blood? And why should I be afraid of her, I've seen more than this in my life...

Yes, it seems that my memory and soul are dominating, since a bunch of stupid habits of this body have gone into oblivion with my appearance. So, we'll have to try to get through to Mokuton. Something tells me that everything can work out... It's not for nothing that I'm Senju.

Now for pervert friends. Orochimaru hasn't shown up yet, which means there's time to get the money and pay off all his debts. Of which Tsunade has done a lot. Jiraiya, I hope he won't be rude to me, because he annoys me terribly. He's got a big forehead, but he's acting like a teenager. And then there's Naruto's godfather, who abandoned an orphan boy-by the way, the son of his favorite student. Who should I be? Although Tsunade is not much better. But at least she was forbidden to adopt Naruto. We did our best with Danzo, you bastards.

Actually, this was the last straw, after which the medic left the village. It's okay, I'm still catching up, I'm only taking you to the cemetery on the third... He's going to be very late. And Danzo should be kicked out, along with the elders. There's no way to breed so many owners in one city. The dictatorship is our everything. After all, I can't fight off the post of the Fifth Hokage, apparently. Well, yes, we'll wait and see, and if we live to find out, we'll find out.

"Tsunade-san? How are you? What happened?" Oh, my awakening was noticed. Shizune. An assistant. But you can't rely on it completely. He can frame you with the best of intentions.

"It's okay, Shizune, don't worry." I stretched, pretending that everything was as usual. "Apparently there was a lot of sake. It's time to stop drinking."

"Yes..." the girl gasped, completely surprised. Well, let's start a new life little by little. What do I want to achieve now that I've been given an interesting new chance? Hmm, well, probably, to begin with, to survive in the future turmoil with minimal losses. And for that, I need to become stronger and make the village stronger. I won't be able to withdraw myself, although I really want to. So, according to the plan, our first step is to pay off our debts. So, I need to start earning money. Do you think you are absolutely healthy? Then we're coming to you!

Chapter 1. the contract with Orochimaru.

I was sitting on the veranda of my house in Kishi. It's been two fucking years of steady work in the field of Irenin. And I've done a lot. The most important thing is that I paid off all my debts and even managed to earn decent money. After all, everyone wants to live, and they pay very well for the services of a doctor of this class. Shizune couldn't get enough of my beloved's sudden wit. Why, I'm a teetotaler now, I don't gamble, I earn money. Again, now we're settled in one place, not just hanging around. A dream, not a sensei. Yeah. I don't know why Tsunade-or rather, now I-didn't work with elemental techniques before, deliberately limiting my development to medicine and inner development. In my opinion, there is never much power. As expected, I had two elements.: Water and Land. But I still couldn't master the mokuton. Rather, I didn't understand what I needed to do to make Kekkei genkai manifest. There are no records and scrolls on this topic during the day with fire, and they certainly don't lie around in free use. Eh!

"More tea, Tsunade-san?" And here's Shizune. The girl put a tray with bowls and a kettle on the table. I inhaled the aroma of the tart drink. Live well! Taunton is sitting at my feet. We have complete mutual understanding and love with this animal. I even modified the piglet in places, now this creature can carry an adult on itself, if desired. And the little one has a pretty good brain. Fermat's theorem, of course, will not prove, but otherwise it is very good, very good. An animal that can use chakra.

"Pour it, Shizune." This is how our evenings have usually been spent for the last six months. Own a small house, a respected profession, a decent income and good neighbors. Just an earthly paradise. Was...

"Good evening, Tsunade..." Right in front of us on the porch appeared two men whom I have been expecting so much lately. Orochimaru and Kabuto. How lovely. The snake sannin didn't look good. Apparently, the technique of the Third One had battered him a lot. The man's arms hung limply by his side, and judging by his sore eyes, they also caused a lot of painful sensations.

"And don't get sick, Orochimaru." I nodded pleasantly, which surprised the man very much, earning a suspicious look. Relax, old friend, I'm not going to get even with you. "Shizune, please bring some cups to our guests."

"You've changed a lot, Tsunade." Sannin leaned back comfortably in his chair, but he couldn't position his arms. They don't seem to be moving at all. Hmm, an interesting case, we need to figure it out.

"You can't even imagine how much." I stared questioningly at Kabuto, who stood behind Orochimaru without even making an attempt to sit down. "What's your name, young man?"

"My name is Yakushi Kabuto, and I am very pleased to meet such a famous physician as you, Tsunade-san." The bespectacled man bowed politely. The guy obviously did not expect a warm welcome. Yes, they were both in a state of cognitive dissonance right now, according to my feelings. Everything that was previously known about me was now going to hell. And they found it difficult to build a new conversation on the spot.

"Well, sit down, Kabuto-kun, there is no truth in the legs." I pointed to the chair next to Orochimaru. The medic waited for his boss's nod before sitting down. What an obedient boy. "So what brings you, Orochimaru, to an old friend?"

"I need your help," the sannin stared at me with a strange look. Yes, I arranged a specific brain removal. "I don't know if you're aware of the latest developments, but I killed the Third One."

"Wonderful," I broke into a satisfied smile. Finally, the old fart got what he deserved. Now I'd like to run over the rest of the senile people by train. Orochimaru was frozen by this answer.

"So you're not going to try to rip my throat out for the teacher?"

"Should I? Since when does this half-baked schemer deserve my respect so much that I decide to avenge him?" I shrugged, finally finishing the men off. Kabuto blinked, not understanding what was going on, and Orochimaru was already in a semi-fainting state. Well, I'm exaggerating, of course, but it was an interesting sight.

At that moment, Shizune returned with new cutlery. In complete silence, she politely served the guests and, obeying my wish, left. I was sure she wouldn't be eavesdropping. The girl was afraid of the guests and was very afraid. But seeing my complete calmness and even friendly attitude towards men, she controlled herself. Although he'll probably bombard me with questions after this rendezvous is over.

"Tsunade, you've changed a lot. Кu-кu-uu..." Lost in thought, he handed it to Orochimaru.

"Are you here again? Okay, come on, then I'll get started. There's something wrong with your hands, you can't move them, which means that techniques are practically inaccessible to you." Kabuto tensed at these words, determined to protect his sensei at all costs. "Calm down, Kabuto-kun, I'm not going to attack."

"Yes, this is the technique of the Fourth. Hiruzen took advantage of Shiki Funjin" Orochimaru hissed. "He sealed my hands! He died, but he also fucked with me!"

"Mma," I took a sip of tea. An interesting case, we need to figure it out. "How will you pay?"

"I don't know," the man breathed wearily. "Earlier I wanted to suggest that you resurrect Dan and Navaki. But now I think that's not it..."

"Exactly. The dead should not be disturbed, Orochimaru" I enjoyed his confusion.

"Then what do you want for my treatment?"

"There are several conditions. First of all, you leave Konoha alone. She's MINE!" Well, I've shown my hand. Let's see if you have a full house.

"Senju, I don't recognize you. You've never aspired to power!"

"Yes, but everything flows and everything changes. So, secondly, you tell me everything you know about Danzo in detail. And how you modified his body."

"Are you serious? I've never seen you like this."

"I'm as serious as a Kyubi in the middle of Konoha. One way or another, I will now become the Fifth Hokage. Surely Jiraiya is already rushing here headlong to please me with the elders' decision. And I don't want any other leaders in my pack. If I'm a kage, then the others either accept it or disappear quietly. I want to know what a Danzo is, and how to neutralize it on occasion. It is unlikely that he will give up his feeder so easily. Elders are easier to deal with."

"That's how it is," Sannin drawled thoughtfully. "I didn't expect that Princess Senju would grow up after all. That changes a lot, Tsunade. Any other suggestions?"

"Naturally!" So far everything is going fine. He didn't seem mad at me for being so impudent. "You have everything you can offer, according to mokuton."

"Ku..." The man stared at me, but quickly pulled himself together. "Did I hear right? It hasn't even been fifty years since you got a Kekkei genkai? Did you really start using the elemental chakra after all? I told you that the Third Person's stupid arguments about the futility of this activity are nonsense."

"Well, better late than never..."

"I agree, Tsunade. I've been dreaming of razing a Leaf to the ground for so long! But I'm wondering what you can do with this bedbug. It should be very instructive. Ku-ku-ku-u..."

"Then make yourself at home. Now let's finish our tea and go find out what they've sealed for you and how it's being treated." I relaxed and started enjoying the drink again. If everything goes well, then even with snake sannin, I will be able to maintain a good relationship.

"Hmm, since that's the case, I'd like to get samples of your genes." He threw a fishing rod at Orochimaru. I understand him then. The awakening of Kekkei Genkai, especially one so powerful, after so many years is an extraordinary case.

"Why not? But what will you offer in return?" To be arrogant, so to the fullest!

"Ku-u... If I can, I'll create blood relatives for you with an active gene." Figas! I didn't give a damn about the experiments of this experimenter from a high bell tower. I'm not a white sheep myself, and there are enough corpses hanging on me. And such an offer is very generous. If the clan can be restored, it will be just great. Just how many of them would he keep under the control of the cursed seal? I would not like to end up in a war with an army that owns mokuton.

"Relax, I'm not going to create Senju warriors for myself." Noticing my thoughts, Sannin said. "It's just that if you have fresh genes, you have a high chance of grafting it on yourself. And I really want to get this element."

"That's settled, old friend." The man visibly flinched from this treatment. Funny. "As Hokage, I promise the village of Sound an alliance. Unofficial, of course. But I will participate in your research on mokuton to the best of my ability."

"Surprisingly..." Shaking his head, Orochimaru whispered. Yes, I gave him a serious brain drain. And about participating in experiments... It's simple, if you can't prevent it, take the lead.

"Well, patient, let's go to the room for an examination." Getting up, I led the puzzled guests to the waiting room, where I received the sick. "Kabuto-kun, you've already done your research, haven't you?"

Chapter 2.